Alice and Esme Planning Bella and Edward's Wedding
Esme: I think the wedding should be simple.
Alice: Simple? Esme, you should know me better than that!
Esme: Alice, this needs to be simple. That's how Edward wants it and you know that Bella wants it that way.
Alice: WHAT? Bella trusted me to plan this wedding and I'm going to make it the best wedding of all time!
Esme: NO. This is going to be simple and you better deal with it young lady.
Alice: What if I don't?
Esme: I will take away all of your credit cards for a year
Alice: *gets out a book of wedding dresses* I think the wedding should be simple.
