Alice and Esme Planning Bella and Edward's Wedding

Esme: I think the wedding should be simple.

Alice: Simple? Esme, you should know me better than that!

Esme: Alice, this needs to be simple. That's how Edward wants it and you know that Bella wants it that way.

Alice: WHAT? Bella trusted me to plan this wedding and I'm going to make it the best wedding of all time!

Esme: NO. This is going to be simple and you better deal with it young lady.

Alice: What if I don't?

Esme: I will take away all of your credit cards for a year

Alice: *gets out a book of wedding dresses* I think the wedding should be simple.