A Stupid THINGAMABOBERNAMEDJOE

I do not own anything, if I did Riza would be utterly unharmed, Al would have his body back and chapter 102 would be out already. However, I do own… the ELRIC DISASTER! Wow, I'm tiereder then I thought.

"Sir, you have to finish your report for the Elric disaster." Riza Hawkeye said rolling her eyes about the new thing Ed did to make people mad.

Roy sighed, "when's it due."

"Today sir," Hawkeye said, reloading her gun, she had just finished cleaning it.

"Today," Roy yelped. "Why didn't anyone tell me?"

"It was in your paper work that you never read sir." Riza sighed.

"Aggh!" Roy groaned. "why me, why do I get all this paperwork?"

"If you actually did it sir, you wouldn't have as much."

Roy stopped as a previous comment registered in his brain. "Wait. I why don't you think I read the paperwork?"

"Because sir, you rip it up, then burn it and then I have to get copies." Riza remarked, annoyed. "I suppose you also don't know that the Fuhar is coming down, either."

Roy fell out of his seat. "The-the fuhar! What! Why didn't anyone tell me?"

"Like I said sir, it was in your paperwork."

"Lieutenedent! You're my aide! You're suppose to notify me about these things!" Roy shouted.

"Don't use that tone with me sir!" She paused, then walked over to his desk, leaned over, her mouth close to his and sniffed.

"Have you been drinking sir…"

Roy didn't move his mouth. A pity really…

"You show up late, don't do your work, yell at me for things you should do yourself, then on top of it all… you're drunk!" She yelled. "Ahh! I can't take this!" She grabbed he coat, leaving a surprised Ed and Al Elric in the doorway.

"Sir," Havoc said carefully. "You should apologize to her again."

"Again?" Ed asked, surprised.

"This happens, a lot." Fuery said, everyone else nodded in agreement.

"Hello! I brought melons!" King Bradley sang, leaping into the room.

"Fuhar! You're here?" Roy exclaimed.

"of course, didn't you do you paperwork?"

I know very OOC and no plot. I'm tierd and it was just ment for a laugh. Thanks for reading!

~Beanza3