"Where are you, you f*cking clown?" Terezi screamed. "I know you're around here somewhere, I can smell the pies and faygo, its disgusting."
There was no answer from the hallways. Damn, it was so easy to get around on this meteor, Gamzee could be anywhere. Terezi was really just spinning her wheels in pretending to know he was.
"COME OUT HERE!" Terezi had been looking for hours, smelling and licking the walls. She was just so angry for some reason. She just needed some mindless violence.
"Heyyy motherf*cker." Gamzee's voice was right behind her, She whipped around, holding her cane.
"Get that stupid grin off your face. I'm wanna beat the sh*t out of something, might as well be you."
"No motherf*cking problem. I've been wanting to do that to you all day. Just wanted to f*ck with you before we got started, a motherf*cker thats riled up is more fun."
Terezi's face screwed up and she bared her teeth, "Too bad you can't die Gamzee, you'll want to when I'm done with you." Terezi sniffed the air, Gamzee still smelled like pie and faygo, but it was faint. Ugh, he was sober and in his homicidal stage. Fun.
They faced off each other, and Terezi pulled out the coin from her pocket, there was really no reason to flip it, but if you are facing off about to fight someone, you better f*cking make sure you have a badass coin to flip.
As the coin was in the air, Karkat suddenly came racing down the hall behind Terezi
"WAIT!" he yelled, "Guys, you have got to stop fighting each other! We are all so f*cking sick of it. Terezi, we don't want you to get killed, Rose says we still need you, and Gamzee, you don't need any more bodies to hoard."
"So you're saying I would never win the fight regardless?" Terezi said with a hostile edge.
"It's not like that, Gamzee can't DIE Terezi. He's a f*cking clown. He'd be able to beat you eventually, then we would have just another dead body and no Seer of Mind. So just deal with each other for right now. You can beat the sh*t out of each other when all is said and done for all I care, but you have got to STOP right now."
Terezi's hand tightened on her cane and she looked down. She pushed Karkat out of the way and walked back.
"Well, I guess it's just you and me Kar-"
"Oh, shut the f*ck up Gamzee. Eat one of your stupid pies and get back to normal. DO NOT MAKE ME SHOOSH PAT YOU I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL, DON'T YOU F*CKING STEP ANY CLOSER! I'LL DO IT SO HELP ME-"
Terezi rolled her eyes. Or, she would if she had eyes to roll.
She couldn't wait to get of this stupid meteor.