Disclaimer: Wait. No. I still do not own Gakuen Alice. Therefore, WhatTheFreak disclaims Gakuen Alice.
Dedication: Goes to Heartbroken Confession, Jai, because her stories crack me up and I would not have written a single story without beating myself up over her amazing stories.
Okay my darling readers!
This came up while watching Re-runs on TV.
This is my first chaptered story, even though they're drabbles.
No chapter is related to the previous or the next.
Read, Enjoy, and Review.
"Why don't you smash your face against a door so I can open that door again and smash your face even harder!"
"What are you talking about idiot?"
"Oh my gosh! Are you completely oblivious?"
"Hn."
"Do not 'Hn' me. GOD! You are such a--"
"Very unfortunate person listening to you rant about unnecessary crap."
"I am not talking crap! I am talking about--"
"Unnecessary crap, as I just said"
"Natsume! Listen to me first. I am so pissed off at you for--"
"Calling you polka-dots, burning your hair, stealing your und--"
"No! I said listen to me!"
"Hn. Fine."
"Last night, I found out that I'm only 5'2 and, as I heard from Ruka, you're 5'9,"
"So,"
"Well, I'm so friggin short and, well; you're so friggin tall."
"What is the point of this conversation?"
"I heard that short people die first."
"Who the hell told you that?!"
"Koko and Kitsuneme,"
"Do you seriously believe the crap that come out of their--"
"It's true!"
"How would you know that?"
"I am not stupid!"
"Did I say that?"
"No, but--"
"Wait. Wait. Why are you getting mad at me for your height?"
"Well…. Because--"
"Because what?"
"Well, I'm shorter than you and when I'm shorter than you, you start picking on me."
"Does everything I do to you involve height?"
"No, but--"
"But nothing. I don't care about height."
"But--"
"5'2 is not that short."
"Not that short?"
"Yes."
"Are you telling me that 5'2 is short?"
"Technically, yes."
"That is an insult to all who are 5'2!"
"Hn,"
"Natsume, run into my fist."
"Polka, re-connect yourself with your brain, that is, if you have one."
"Nattie dear, I have a post-it in my room, from Hotaru, that says '10 Ways to Murder Natsume Hyuuga' and I really want to try it out."
"Like you could kill me,"
"I have thought of ways to kill, you know that?"
"You thought of ways to kill a cockroach, wow, not surprising."
"Shut up!"
"What was that?"
"I said shut up, so shut it before someone gets hurt."
"Who's gonna get hurt Polka?"
"It's not going to be me, that's for sure."
"Polka, I hardly believe that height is an important matter in life."
"Height is important!"
"No, it isn't."
"Yes, it is."
"Why?"
"Well, one things for sure, that if you're tall, guys will like you more."
"I'd rather go for short girls, tall chicks--"
"Freak you out?"
"What the fu--"
"Language, Natsume! So…. I didn't know that tall chicks freak you out."
"I did not say that."'
"Oh really? What were you gonna say then?"
"I was going say that tall chicks don't really matter to me."
"Why?"
"Well, I go for the girls that don't really like towering over me,"
"And…"
"They look like giraffes without the sick, brown spots."
"Sick?"
"Just, sick."
"Okay. I still hate being short."
"I don't care."
"You're a meanie, Natsume."
"Whatever shortie."
Nab.
Jab.
Kick.
Thump.
Groan.
"Hmmm, being short is not at all that bad."
Smirk.
How was it? It sucked, I bet.
This was random, I swear. I did not intend to offend those who are 5'2, I made this story out of the fact that everyone seems to grow but me.
Feel free to criticize and compliment.
I like both, but most of all, REVIEW!