Haunted Hotel

"Come ON guys!" shouted Red happily. The four swords and Shadow had decided to take a break and spend the night in a hotel for once. Red looked like he had never been happier. All of them were happy to get to sleep on a bed for once in their quest. Or sleep at all.

"Easy for you to say." Grunted Blue, "You aren't carrying anything."

"Yeah Shadow!" said Green, "Can't you at least help us out?"

"I could, but do I want to?"

"Guys, come on! Hurry up we're almost there!" shouted Red, pointing excitedly to the hotel.

The hotel was a nice 6 story building that was out in the middle of nowhere. Or near Death Mountain. However you want to put it. It had nice brick walls, curtained windows, and ominous lightning flashing eerily and threateningly directly above. Nothing scary.

"Am I the only one who noticed the lightning?" asked Green

"Eh, it's just a storm you wimp!" said Blue

"Why is it only above the hotel?"

"Because the storm is centered there and slowly spreading. Much like earthquakes and tsunamis." Said Vio

"Come on guys, I'm hungry and you're taking FOREVER!" Red whined

"Oh shut it." Grumbled Blue back

So they continued on to the hotel. When they finally got there, Green paid the fee and checked them all in, minus Shadow who just went into the dark world to make it cheaper. When they got into their room, they decided to check it out. It was a basic hotel room. Except that this one had four beds. They were tiny beds made for one person so someone would have to sleep on the floor. Then there was a door leading into a bathroom with a toilet, bathtub and sink. There was also a rack to put towels on. There was a big window which showed the view outside. Mostly the ominous lightning though.

"Well Shadow, have fun sleeping on the floor!" said Blue

"Why do I have to!? Why can't you!?" Shadow shouted back

"Because everyone else was paid for." Said Green

"But I just saved you a ton of rupees!"

"It's still illegal."

"So?"

"Just sleep on the floor."

"Fine, but I get first shower."

"No way, I do!" shouted Blue

"You get a bed, I get first shower. You'll use up all the hot water!"

"Will not!"

"Guys! Stop fighting!"Red shouted trying to stop the group from fighting.

"Yeah, Blue, just let Shadow have his shower." Green said

"Can't I ever just read in peace?" asked Vio with a sigh.

"Too late!" said Shadow, who already ran into the bathroom and locked the door.

"Aaaggh! Get back out here you stupid jerk!" Blue shouted

"You're the only stupid one here!" came Shadows reply muffled by the door.

"Graaah!"

"Ok Blue, he got the shower, now can you calm down and be quiet for a change?" asked Vio

"No way! I got to give it to him good!"

And thus the usual happened. The group does something as a group, they bicker pointlessly, and Blue gets mad. Nothing unusual yet. Unless you count the lightning, the fact that the floor creaks without any boards there, and that the sun set very early tonight. But who really pays attention to that?

Anyhow, after they all got showered and ready for bed/floor, they turned the lights off and went to sleep. But they weren't expecting what was yet to come. The landscape portrait right above the dresser between two of the beds was changing into a portrait of the worst creature known to Hylians, Gorons, Zoras, or even Gerudo. Or you could call it Navi, whichever you prefer.

"Guys, it's dark and scary!" Red whined

"Oh shut it you wimp." Grumbled Blue

"I wish I brought ear plugs." Said Shadow

"Green, didn't you bring a lantern here?" asked Vio

"Turn it on and I will kill you." Said Shadow

"Would you rather listen to Red all night?" Blue grumbled

"Fair enough."

So Green turned on the lantern. Then Green saw the picture of Navi. So-

"Who the heck keeps saying that stuff!?" asked Blue

"Don't break 'the wall' Blue." Said Vio

"Well I wasn't thinking about it till now." Said Blue, looking at the wall behind him.

"Not that wall, THE WALL."

"What are you- oh."

So they decided to check out the portrait. Or tear it down, stomp on it, and burn it to a crisp with the lantern. However you'd like to put it. Then Red started to cry, and Blue tried his best to ignore me narrating like this. Unfortunately, Blue is very bad at ignoring things that annoy him. So I ended up sleeping on a street lamp on earth for the night. Far far away from Blue. Then something creepy happened. The burned portrait of Navi started to unleash this smoky substance. That weird smoky stuff turned into Phantom Ganon. Which is actually much better.

"What the heck!?" yelled Blue

"I don't know, dead man's volley doesn't sound too bad, much better than listening to that annoying fairy." Said Green

"Yeah Blue, it looks better than you too." Said Shadow

"Shut it!"

"Blue! Save me!" shouted Red, who was being chased by a bunch of octorocks. Octorocks are horrible, they're like Hyrule's spiders. They're every girls worst nightmare, and Red's, since he's a sissy.

"Hey!" shouted Red, "Am not!"

"Stop breaking 'the wall'!" shouted Vio

So after they defeated Phantom Ganon, Navi appeared. This was a much worse challenge to face, in the end they ended up stuffing her in a bottle that is locked deep in a dungeon in the Dark World for all of eternity. Then Green went downstairs to see if they had any red potions since they got a few scrapes with their game with Phantom Ganon. Or third degree burns, whatever you want to call those injuries. The others were waiting patiently in the room for their leaders return. Or knocking over furniture and yelling because he's late. However you want to imagine it. Then Green's head got slammed through the floor right beside Blue's foot, so Blue reacted by slamming him back down with his hammer. Red just screamed, Vio was indifferent, and Shadow was enjoying every moment of this. Then the lantern went out, which made Red scream even louder, and made Blue hit Red for screaming. Shadow was perfectly fine because he can see in the dark.

"Ow! What the heck Blue!?" shouted Green, rubbing his head

"That's what you get for sneaking up on us!"

"Guys, I can't see and I'm scared!" Red cried

"Oh come on, it's perfectly fine here." Said Shadow, "isn't it nice, the dark? I can finally see and not get burnt!"

"Good for you." Grumbled Vio, "you can see, but we can't."

"Stinks for you guys, you're missing out."

"oooooohhh!" said a ghost which appeared out of nowhere. Red screamed, even though he barely understood what was going on. It was like the water temple all over again. Then outside, Majora's Moon suddenly appeared and started going on and on about how he was going to destroy everything. He's almost as annoying as Navi. Anyway, Red was very grateful to hear my voice, because it relieved tension. The others however, were not so happy because they thought that I am being very annoying. So I'm just going to end it here before Blue beats me up. After this, the ghosts went away and it turned out this was all just a prank by Shadow because he loves messing with the other Links. But one question lingered in the back of their minds. Just where is this voice coming from.

"Hey, look, listen!" shouted Navi

You're annoying, you know that Navi?

"Well you're even more annoying!" Blue yelled at me.

"I am more powerful than you!"

"Are not!"

Vio sighed

Here's some ear plugs, because when I fight, it gets loud.

The others gratefully put in the ear plugs.

And my point? It's fun to make the group bicker pointlessly. This is also my first fanfiction, so this is just a test to figure out how exactly to use fanfiction. Thank you for reading this and please review. Like it? Great! Hate it? Ouch, but Great anyway!