A/N: Hi readers. Okay so this is my second story. As cheesy as it sounds I started this because I had a dream about the first part but then just kept writing on a rainy day. It was originally written with Taylor (lautner) Robert and Kristen along with all the other characters. The story runs on their "celebrity" status, and I hope it can still work with changing the characters around to the ones in the twilight book. This story will be one that is significantly changing the characters from their Twilight form and into more of their real selves (the actors).

Enjoy!

Chapter 1- If your happy and you know it get out

I was with Jacob in his apartment getting ready to meet Edward, Mike and the others. As I was doing my hair, Jacob came in and hugged me from behind turning me around to face him. He started to kiss my hair, then his lips came down to mine. He lifted my arms around his neck then put his hand on the small of my back, the other came up to cup my face.

He suddenly lifted me up and held me against the wall, with my legs round his waist. Without breaking the kiss, he started to move. I was only aware the he was carrying me over to the bed when he gently laid us both down on the silky sheets. He started to make the kiss more passionate now, his tongue tracing my bottom lip to seek entrance which I granted him. His hands started to move to my arms and then his weight laid us both on the bed and his torso leaned against me. His hands slide up my shirt, just then I came to my senses and realised what he was doing.

"Jacob!" I moaned, unwrapping his eager hands from me.

"What?" was all he managed before his face went back to mine again and he snaked his arms round me.

"We are gonna be late for the party" I said sadly.

I wanted to carry on as much as he did, but our friends were waiting as the cast party and how embarrassing would it be if they asked why we didn't turn up. 'Oh sorry we couldn't make it; me and Jacob were getting it on'

I blushed scarlet red at the thought and Jacob joked "Babe, there no need to be embarrassed."

I gave him a quick peck then grabbed his shirt and pulled him off the bed and grabbed my purse on the way. He sighed but replaced my grip with his hand snaking our fingers together, so we were holding hands.

When we got to the club, we nearly got mobbed by the paparazzi. But Jacob guided us through the crowds with his hand on the small of my back. As we got the doors of the club I raised my eyebrows at him and he just smirked.

We found out Edward and the gang at the table and some of them were getting down on the dance floor as Emmett would say. Edward was sitting down surrounded by a load of empty beer glasses.

"I don't know how thesegot here!" Edward smirked

Jacob and I raised our eyebrows at him.

"Just kidding, they're not all mine!" Edward laughed

Jacob kissed my cheek then went to sit with Edward. I could have sworn as Jacob did this Edward gave him a deadly glare.

"Do you guys want something to drink?" Jake asked around

"Beer"

"Beer"

"Root beer"

"ALCAHOL BEER!" Emmett bellowed with his cheerful laugh.

Jake walked round the table and then patted my arm

"Babe?"

I sighed to myself, I had been really stressed lately and it was good to have a night off.

"Shot" I said thickly

Jacob raised his eyebrows then Bellowed "Woohoo baby!" then meant to be out of hearing distance "I'm getting lucky tonight!"

I blushed pink then looked around the table to see if anyone else heard. Most of them were trying to hide their laughter. Mike was frowning slightly.

I turned to see Edward look at me shaking his head mimicking. I went to site by him.

"Shut up Eddie" I warned

"That's okay 'coz I'm getting lucky tonight!" he laughed quoting him.

I hit him as hard as I could but he just laughed again.

"I take it you and Jacob are progressing well then" he asked wiggling his eyebrows.

"Urgh! Edward!"

Jacob came back with the drinks and as he gave Edward his drink, he raised his eyebrows. I immediately looked at Jacobs's expression and he looked smug. I stomped on Edwards toe. He looked at me as if to say 'what?' innocently. I glared at him and winced as I glugged down my shot.

"I could get used to this Bella!" Jacob beamed.

I rolled my eyes at him and he came down to sit next to me. He pulled his arm round me and turned my face so we could kiss.

"Jacob, not now!" I whispered

"Hmmm, all the more for later!" he smirked

"Jacob!" I moaned, embarrassed

I got up out of my seat and went to go dance with my friends, as I got up Jacob squeezed my arse. I turned round then tutted at him jokingly. Men I thought.

There was no doubt, I was excited about tonight, I just didn't want to flaunt it in front of our friends and colleges. I found Alice and Rose and danced with them. It was really fun. I hadn't had a night like this in a while.

A few minutes later Edward came over looking annoyed.

I looked at him and he seemed distracted.

"Edward, what's-"

"Bella… we have to go" Edward replied desperately.

"Oh, it's not the paparazzi is it, it's a private club!" I groaned

Edward grabbed my hand and towed me towards the door.

"Oh wait, I need to go grab my purse, I left it at the table-"

I turned towards the table and gasped. Jacob was there, kissing one girl and another at his neck. It was only then that I realized I was crying when Edward put his hand on my shoulder.

I started towards the table, wiping my tears on the way, then I grabbed my purse and Jacob looked up and his eyes flew wide.

"Oh, I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?" I snapped

"Bella!" Jacob said pushing the blonde bimbos off him.

I flew around and shouted "Hey, looks like you were right, you WILL get lucky tonight Jacob! Just not with who you originally intended!

With that I turned round and ran aiming for the door.