A/n: I apologize for posting a new story before updating the ones in progress, but I figured this would be a good way to get my creative juices flowing.
Seargent Sam Roderick stared at Spongebob with a heavy gaze, making the sponge increasingly more nervous- as proven by his shuffling feet-. For the past week or so he had tried to make Spongebob in to competent driver worthy of a license, and so put him through the most rigorous training that he knew of...which had never failed to produce top-notch drivers.
He had Spongebob crawl, jog, and hop his way through the Test Driving Course by Mrs. Puff's School(Spongebob's former teacher who was fired for allowing him to fail 1000 times), and then he had him do all that again...blindfolded. Naturally there were several mistakes and accidents Spongebob caused in the initial stages of the training, but soon managed to not only complete the course but did it record time.
The next stage of training had Spongebob disassemble a standard Boatmobile, which he did perfectly and then had to put it back together. Roderick wasn't sure whether or not to count that as a failure, because instead of rebuilding a boat Spongebob built a functioning Rocket!. After restarting his temporary fried brain, he told Spongebob to report to the school the next day for his final test.
-The Next Day-
Roderick stood next to the Boatmobile that Spongebob would be using for the final test, which was to drive the boat through the town and safely parallel park it. Standing beside was the testing instructor would was responsible for firing Mrs Puff and his subsequent replacing her, soon they were joined by his clearly excited student. Then they were seated in the Boatmobile while Spongebob went through the process of starting the vehicle, "And Finally Engage Blindfold!" said Spongebob as he wrapped a blindfold around his eyes.
"WHAT!" said Roderick shocked at his students antic's, "You can't drive with a blindfold it's illegal!". Spongebob removed the blindfold and gave his teacher a pleading look, "But it's the only way I know how to drive". Roderick was about to scold Spongebob further when he was interrupted by the testing instructor, "Actually I would like to see how he fares with the blindfold".
Roderick turned a disbelieving gaze at the instructor who in turn stared impassively back at him, "But sir he can't do that it's against the law!" said Roderick trying to make him see reason. "I'm well aware of what the law says, however my decision is final" said instructor in a tone that left no room for arguing, Roderick sigh lightly before turning to Spongebob who was watching nervously and said only two words:
"Do It"
-Epilogue-
The results of the test were a shocking surprise for both Roderick and the instructor, as Spongebob perfectly navigated his way through Bikini Bottom traffic, avoided hitting pedestrians and managed to parallel park in the designated spot flawlessly. When the shock wore off for Roderick and the instructor they proceeded to shower Spongebob in praise, but withheld on giving him a license.
The Instructor then had Spongebob do the same course but without a blindfold, the results was devastating as he left a trail of destruction through the town. It was then Mrs Puff(Who got picked up during Spongebob's disastrous drive) had a epiphany and went to the City Council and told them her idea, Pass a law that would allow Spongebob to be the only person(fish) to drive blindfold.
Needless to say the law passed almost immediately and unanimously too, which when told about it later the whole Town cheered in relief. And from that day forward there were no more destructive driving, oh at least from Spongebob Squarepants who finally got his long awaited license on the condition that he was never allowed behind the wheel without a blindfold.