Chris Bores, the Irate Gamer embraced his last box of Yummy Mummy. This box of Yummy Mummy might be the last box of Yummy Mummy on earth. Chris fondly recalled his childhood in the 80s. The 80s were a much simpler time, before there was a certain Nerd to rip off. The 80s had all of the good flavors of Kool-Aid, and the best cereals. Chris passionately kissed the box. His tongue was so strong that he caused a hole to form in the box. Chris' tongue, like a snake, slithered around the hole. Chris stopped kissing the box and stared deeply into the Mummy mascot's eyes. It was almost as if the Mummy was blushing along with Chris. Chris lowered his underwear, his dong dangled between his legs. "I'm ready" Chris thought he heard the Yummy Mummy say. Chris inserted his member into the hole in the box and began thrusting. Chris grunted like Donkey Kong as he rammed his Solid Snake into the box. In a remarkably short period of time, Chris ruined breakfast. Chris rehydrated himself with a nice cool glass of Grape Bluedini, and he and Yummy Mummy slept soundly through the night.