It was a cold depressing cloudy morning at exactly 5:11 A.M. when a fat short and stubby mexican man was waking up from a good nights sleep (I would write beauty sleep but there is no beauty in that, right?) to go to the bathroom carrying todays newspaper with him. while he is sitting there on the pot reading an article that says "WANTED TALL SILVER HAIRED MAN WEARING LEATHER APPAREL AND ALSO HOLDING A GIGANTIC SWORD"below shows a mug shot of the man.

Next to the mans picture was another wanted person except he looked completely weird which read "WANTED DARK GREEN HAIRED MAN SUPER SHORT MEGA-HUGE EARS AND SOME TYPE OF CLOTHING THAT YOU DONT SEE EVERYDAY HE ALSO HAS GOLDISH-YELLOW EYES"also showing a mug shot of a man but kinda looked like a small boy or a toddler girl ohh who knows lets just say he looked gay for crying out loud.

"ewwww what a such ugly creature", the mexican said in a constipated voice.

BOOM! The man jumped from the toilet and crapped on him self even more. What he saw surprised him even more there on the floor like 5ft away was the the guy from the newspaper with the dark green hair and goldish-yellow eyes.

The mexican stared wide eyed when he heard a deep scaring sounding voice that echoed off the walls.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU KISH YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PEST I HAVE EVER MET!",the voice was of the tall silver-haired man. And the newspaper wasn't lying he did have a GIGANTIC SWORD.

"I'm so sorry Sephiroth I didnt mean to piss you off!" kish said in a weak pleading voice.

"It's to late for sucking up now fag!" Sephiroth said. Raising his sword up to kish's neck.

"HOLA DONT YOU KNOW THERES A GUY TRYING TO TAKE A CRAP HERE PEOPLE!" the mexican said interupting the fight.

"oh yeah you, might as well kill you right after I kill this guy, just hold on" Sephiroth said with a playful voice.

"you are definantly the most cruel people I have ever met, killing innocent people like they are just nobody! I mean look at this guy he probably has a good life planned ahead of hi-" kish gets interupted.

"oh please shut-up this guy is just a couch potato just look at him," sephiroth gestures over to the mexican,"for all you know i could be putting him out of his misery, probably has unpayed debts or something. Anyways I should stop stalling so I can go home already and get this over with!"

Sephiroth was growing impatient.

Kish tries one more time to negotiate,"Please don't kill me if you don't I'll either leave you alone or help you take over the world being your right-hand man"

"Nah I think killing you is more amusing and besides I work alone," Sephiroth chuckled.

He brings up his long sword and swings it down connecting it to kish's head.(I think that's the last time we hear from kish)

Sephiroth turns to see the mexican trying to back away slowing so he wouldn't notice.

"oh don't think I forgot about you that fast, say good bye"

(I think that's the last you hear from the mexican guy too)

When the cops arrived on the scene there was blood every where

"I know who did this... it was a bunny"A very idiotic looking cop said.

"That's the same thing I thought man I swear we are related somehow" another idiotic cop said.

"It was no f**king bunny you dumba**" Sephiroth came up behind them.

"WHAT THE FU!"BIG EXPLOSION KILLED THE 1 of the cops

"look a bunny!" the other 1 said

" i am not a f**king bunny you basta**!" Sephiroth yelled.

"no really look a bunny" the cop said pointing to a little fuzzy ball with big huge adorable blue eyes. Then out of nowhere a rock came from the sky and squished the bunny flattening it. The cop started to get tears in his eyes.

While Sephiroth almost died of laughter,"MAN, that's the hardest I have ever laughed in ages what's a matter with you stupid cop what the hell you crying for."

"How could you?" said the cop.

"ok first of all can I get your name because it's kinda annoying saying 'said the cop' over and over again? And second of all I don't get what was sooo special with the bunny." Sephiroth said getting kinda annoyed.

"umm my name is Paco macho Jr. ok you happy now" said paco.

"that's a long name it's longer than my hair now now tell which direction tokyo is,"Sephiroth siad suprised like that something could longer than his hair. Anyways back to the matter at hand.

Paco pointed to the east. Then Cloud came from the sky and landed on Paco.

"whoops didn't see him there", he said.

"good to see you cloud" sephiroth made his trademark entrance.

"PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT EVERY FREAKING TIME YOU FREAKING SEE ME ITS GETS ANNOYING YOU KNOW" cloud said fusturated.