Ok, I'm completely throwing caution to the winds and posting this story. I first wrote this because I was bored, but my friend, Connor, suggested I post it. He's usually wrong, but I decided to humor him. If you flame me, I'll ignore you. This fic is just for fun and might get fluffy later, okay?
If you're still with me... GO YOU! Alright, unlike my other stories, I have no idea where this is going, so if you have suggestions, let me know. If you don't give me any suggestions or you don't care (which is probably the case), than the ending will probably be unhappy. On we go...
FINALLY! After SO many years, I've finally found someone stupid enough!! Oh, what a glorious day! I've waited so long to walk upright again, and I was getting so tired of eating flies. Mary Ann found herself sitting on a dusty road, on top of a rugged looking man next to two gaping children. She glanced down and found she was wearing her very poofy light blue dress. Her blonde hair was curled and piled atop her head, surrounded by her delicate tiara. She smiled and stretched he arms above her head, enjoying the feeling.
"Um, excuse me, lass. As much as I enjoy this, I suggest we continue this when there are no children aroun', savvy?" Came a slightly slurred voice from underneath her. She squeaked and hopped off, but only managed to go careening into the bushes on the other side of the road. That 'as got ta be one of th' weirdest things tha' 'as ever 'appened ta me. Captain Sparrow thought to himself as he thought about the previous few seconds.
15 seconds previous
"KISS IT!! KISS IT!!" Peter and Claire shrieked with glee as they held out the frog to CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. He wrinkled his nose in disgust, but he was known as the "cool uncle" (well, he wasn't their uncle by blood, but he acted like it.) and felt he should humor the two Swann children. So, he took the sticky frog and raised it to his lips. Peter and Claire giggled and leaned forward.
"On it's lips!!!" Claire shouted.
Jack grimaced, and quickly pecked the frog on the lips. Not a second later, he was knocked to the ground as the frog seemed to grow and in a flash of pink smoke, he found a quite good looking young woman sitting on him instead of the frog. She looked like some sort of princess and he couldn't help but smile at her antics. She wiggled her fingers and stretched, like she hadn't been able to do that for a while.
"Present" time
Mary Ann righted herself and brushed off her dress. She hadn't been able to walk upright for nearly 150 years. She brushed herself off and giggled.
Jack was even more confused, but intrigued at the same time. Normally, when such a high-class looking woman was sent flying into the bushes, she huffed and became very cross with anyone in a 50 ft. radius, but this young woman seemed to rather enjoy it. After brushing herself off, she twirled around in a few circles, arms outstretched and her face, upturned to the sun.
He could tell that Peter and Claire were insanely curious about the sudden appearance of the girl that looked somewhat like a deranged fairy. She suddenly stopped and leaped on him, wrapping her legs around his waist and hugging him fiercely. Ok, now he was REALLY enjoying this. If this happened every time her kissed a frog, he'd have to do it more often, and at this moment, all questions as to how the hell she got there went flying out the window.
"Thank you SO much, kind sir! I've been trapped in that dreadful frog's body for ages and you've rescued me!!! How can I ever repay you?!" She asked, climbing off him.
"Oh, I can think of a few things..." He replied suggestively, but was interrupted by Elizabeth.
"Um, I don't mean to be rude, but who are you?" She asked.
"Oh, please forgive me. I'm Mary Ann, and this wonderful gentleman (Elizabeth snorted at this) just rescued me from my curse. Now, may I have something to eat? I've had hardly anything but insects for as long as I can remember!" She replied, acting like she was talking about something as common as the weather. Elizabeth arched an eyebrow, but was curious who the girl was, so she decided to comply with her wishes.
Will (who had just come outside) raised his eyebrows "insects?" but found himself looking at Mary Ann's back as Elizabeth lead her inside, Claire and Peter at her heals.
"I think she was a frog, mate." Jack said nonchalantly and followed them inside.
Okay, I'm done with that chapter. Is this idea at all interesting or different? I was just sick of all those run o' the mill romances; thus, the birth of Princess Charming. Review PLEASE and tell me what you thought of it!
If you're still with me... GO YOU! Alright, unlike my other stories, I have no idea where this is going, so if you have suggestions, let me know. If you don't give me any suggestions or you don't care (which is probably the case), than the ending will probably be unhappy. On we go...
FINALLY! After SO many years, I've finally found someone stupid enough!! Oh, what a glorious day! I've waited so long to walk upright again, and I was getting so tired of eating flies. Mary Ann found herself sitting on a dusty road, on top of a rugged looking man next to two gaping children. She glanced down and found she was wearing her very poofy light blue dress. Her blonde hair was curled and piled atop her head, surrounded by her delicate tiara. She smiled and stretched he arms above her head, enjoying the feeling.
"Um, excuse me, lass. As much as I enjoy this, I suggest we continue this when there are no children aroun', savvy?" Came a slightly slurred voice from underneath her. She squeaked and hopped off, but only managed to go careening into the bushes on the other side of the road. That 'as got ta be one of th' weirdest things tha' 'as ever 'appened ta me. Captain Sparrow thought to himself as he thought about the previous few seconds.
15 seconds previous
"KISS IT!! KISS IT!!" Peter and Claire shrieked with glee as they held out the frog to CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. He wrinkled his nose in disgust, but he was known as the "cool uncle" (well, he wasn't their uncle by blood, but he acted like it.) and felt he should humor the two Swann children. So, he took the sticky frog and raised it to his lips. Peter and Claire giggled and leaned forward.
"On it's lips!!!" Claire shouted.
Jack grimaced, and quickly pecked the frog on the lips. Not a second later, he was knocked to the ground as the frog seemed to grow and in a flash of pink smoke, he found a quite good looking young woman sitting on him instead of the frog. She looked like some sort of princess and he couldn't help but smile at her antics. She wiggled her fingers and stretched, like she hadn't been able to do that for a while.
"Present" time
Mary Ann righted herself and brushed off her dress. She hadn't been able to walk upright for nearly 150 years. She brushed herself off and giggled.
Jack was even more confused, but intrigued at the same time. Normally, when such a high-class looking woman was sent flying into the bushes, she huffed and became very cross with anyone in a 50 ft. radius, but this young woman seemed to rather enjoy it. After brushing herself off, she twirled around in a few circles, arms outstretched and her face, upturned to the sun.
He could tell that Peter and Claire were insanely curious about the sudden appearance of the girl that looked somewhat like a deranged fairy. She suddenly stopped and leaped on him, wrapping her legs around his waist and hugging him fiercely. Ok, now he was REALLY enjoying this. If this happened every time her kissed a frog, he'd have to do it more often, and at this moment, all questions as to how the hell she got there went flying out the window.
"Thank you SO much, kind sir! I've been trapped in that dreadful frog's body for ages and you've rescued me!!! How can I ever repay you?!" She asked, climbing off him.
"Oh, I can think of a few things..." He replied suggestively, but was interrupted by Elizabeth.
"Um, I don't mean to be rude, but who are you?" She asked.
"Oh, please forgive me. I'm Mary Ann, and this wonderful gentleman (Elizabeth snorted at this) just rescued me from my curse. Now, may I have something to eat? I've had hardly anything but insects for as long as I can remember!" She replied, acting like she was talking about something as common as the weather. Elizabeth arched an eyebrow, but was curious who the girl was, so she decided to comply with her wishes.
Will (who had just come outside) raised his eyebrows "insects?" but found himself looking at Mary Ann's back as Elizabeth lead her inside, Claire and Peter at her heals.
"I think she was a frog, mate." Jack said nonchalantly and followed them inside.
Okay, I'm done with that chapter. Is this idea at all interesting or different? I was just sick of all those run o' the mill romances; thus, the birth of Princess Charming. Review PLEASE and tell me what you thought of it!