Mutants Anonymous
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"This is utter bullshit." John said to himself as he pretended to listen to various people talk about their 'addiction' to their mutation.
"Mr. Allerdyce it's your turn." Dr. Sharon said as she tapped her pen on her clipboard.
"Uh," John said as he shifted in his seat. "I'm Pyro and I'm addicted to porn."
"You know that's not how we work here Mr. Allerdyce," Dr. Sharon said looking over her thin rimmed glasses. "Now please use your government name and why your really here."
"But I'm not addicted to my powers," Pyro replied angrily. "And I hate the name Saint John Allerdyce!"
"You hate your name," Dr. Sharon said calmly. "That's an improvement, next person."
A green man stood up and sighed.
"M' name's Mortimer Tonybee," He said tiredly. "And I'm a mutant, I used my powers yesterday to turn off a leaky faucet from bed."
"How did you turn off the faucet from your bed Mortimer?" Dr. Sharon asked as she sat up.
He looked at her tiredly. She already knew the answer.
"I flicked it off with my tongue." He said as he rubbed the back of his neck.
"Confession is good for the mind and body," She said as she looked around the room. "Does anyone else have a confession?"
She looked around the room and noticed that one of the less cooperative mutants raised her hand.
"Yes Ms. Reynolds," She said with a shocked look on her face. "What is your confession?"
The young woman stood up and straighten her black plastic rimmed glasses. She looked at the crowd and bowed her head and began to shake as if she were starting to sob uncontrollably.
"Jesus not another self loather." Pyro whispered to Toad.
"I-I-I," The young woman stammered as her shoulders shook. "I farted."
Pyro and Toad busted out laughing as they watched Dr. Sharon's reaction to the smell.
"I couldn't help it," The young woman stated as she lifted her head up. "I ate too many beans at lunch, can't you smell?"
"Melissa Reynolds," replied angrily. "You definitely know that is not what group time is... Oh my God!"
got up and began to fan the smell away with the clip board.
"Group dismissed!" She yelled as she opened the door.
Melissa walked up to Pyro and Toad.
"Hi," She said smiling widely. "I'm Sparky and this is hell."
Pyro and Toad smiled widely. This was going to be one hell of an alliance.