During the course of their relationship, both Molly and Spike spent a good amount of time going through tables, and going to hospitals. Each time one of them was injured, it seemed that their relationship just grew stronger. Until finally, it was given such a blow that the relationship itself made a trip to the hospital.
Patient:
Spike Dudley and Molly Holly Relationship
Time of Death:
9:28 p.m. (8:28 p.m. Central) Monday, 10/01/01, RAW is War
Cause of Death:
Excessive head injuries to Molly Holly delivered by Ivory, causing a delirium in which Molly believes she is a sidekick to a real superhero.
This trauma was indirectly caused by the stupidity of the WWF writers, who couldn't at least find a Romeo/Juliet ending to this tragic tale.
Prognosis:
Not good... Extreme playerism not recommended, though currently seems to be the only possible solution for Spike Dudley. It seems that neither member of the former couple will come to his or her senses.
In nomine patri, filii, et spiritu Holliem.
(In the name of the father, the son, and the Holly spirit.)