"If you want to" Gilbert started singing spontaneously, "We can even destroy the sun itself ~"
"What? Really!" Oz asked in disbelief.
"Yes!" Gil confirmed happily Oh, I'm gonna get some tonight ~
"Let's do it!"
*Gil immediately raced up to the bedroom*
"No not that!" Oz called after his butler, who poked his head out disappointedly.
"Let us destroy the sun itself! :D" he cheerfully shouted as he pointed out towards the horizon.
"…what are you pointing at…?"
"Teh FUTURE!"
"…"
"Now come! Let's destroy the sun!"
…yeah, sure… nothing illogical about that… Gilbert thought as he followed his mentally impaired master.
Later ~
"O-Oz! Maybe this isn't such a good idea!"
"Hm? What could be bad about it?" the kid asked as he pointed a giant bazooka at the setting sun.
"Well, the sun's kinda necessary for life on Earth…"
"But…but… you said…" Oz began to cry.
"H-how about we destroy something a little less important… we don't want to speed up the apocalypse…"
"Fine…" Oz pouted as he lowered the bazooka. "So… what do we destroy…?"
After a few seconds of silent thinking…
"Brother!" a flamboyant voice called out as Vincent glomped Gil from behind.
"… shoot him…"
"OK :D"
*bam*
At funeral ~
"He was a good brother…" Gil started as everyone stood around Vincent's grave. "Hah!" he laughed as they all pulled out booze and started drinking and partying like crazy.
"How dare you!" Vincent yelled as he rose from the grave.
"It's a zombie! Kill it!" Break screamed as Oz aimed his bazooka.
"Wait… how do you kill a zombie?" Oz asked, rendering everyone speechless.
"Brother!" Vincent cried as he staggered over to his older brother. "Why? After all the incest scenes we've done together…?"
"Those were all a part of my contract." Gil explained "I really only wanted to do pedo scenes with Oz, but Break took them all." Everyone turned to face Break, who was sucking on a lollipop.
"Don't worry everyone. That was also a part of my contract. Although, I can assure you it was perfectly contentual…" he assured everyone with a sly look at Oz.
Suddenly a flock of characters came up and demanded their own 'Oz Time' as well. This included Elliot (it's guy love ~ that's all it is ~) Barma (closet pedobear) and… HOLY SHIT THE UNDERTAKER?
This eventually led to a bloody war that lasted for five minutes, but resulted in only Oz, Gil, Break, and Vincent surviving.
"…what now…?" Oz asked innocently
"YOU WERE THE CAUSE OF THIS! ALL OF IT!" Vincent blamed Oz.
"..so…" Break said, ignoring Vincent. "There's three of us… no women…"
"There's women. It's not like the entire world's population-…"
"YES IT IS! Since there's no women… and no men -shut up Oz-… and there's just the three of us…"
"But I'm!" Vincent interrupted, only to get hit by a potato.
"…we all have needs…" Break continued.
"True…" Oz agreed, not sure what he meant by 'needs'. "Satisfy my needs first!"
"NO!" Gil cried.
*smut follows* =3