A/N: I put in my oc's (Zoe, Aaron, and Kris) which are pretty much from my 'A Trio of Trouble' fic. Anyway, let's get on with this snuff!
Jack: I rode a whore today! It was scary at first but I got the hang of it.
Jack: whore not whore.
Jack: Whore damnit
Jack: ducking auto cucumber
Jack: I give up.
Kris: You just made me laugh really hard while Oppy was making an important speech to everyone and my side hurts.
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Bumblebee: Do you wanna bang tonight?
Raf: Uh...
Bumblebee: Oh Primus! I meant hang! Duck auto-cucumber.
Bumblebee: God donut.
Bumblebee: This pineapple is stupid.
Bumblebee: I give up.
Raf: It's painful watching you struggle man.
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Aaron: YOU RETARDED A$$HOLE WHEN YOU GET HOME I AM GONNA STAB YOU IN THE LEG WITH A PENCIL YOU STUPID ROBOT!
Ratchet: What the frag!?
Aaron: Oh, I'm sorry. Stupid auto-correct. I meant how was your day.
Ratchet: (._.)
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Bulkhead: I'll be homosexual soon
Bulkhead: I mean homosapien
Bulkhead: no homosexual
Arcee: Make up your mind?
Bulkhead: HOME! I'LL BE HOME SOON!
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Ratchet: Hey Jack, do you have a penis I can borrow?
Jack: Uh, I kinda need it?
Ratchet: PEN I MEANT PEN DAMN AUTO CONDOM
Jack: Ratchet, are you lonely?
Ratchet: ...
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BIGASSMOTHERFUCKINGROBOT: Hi, Kris.
Kris: Who is this? My brother changed all the names of my contacts.
BIGASSMOTHERFUCKINGROBOT: What does it say?
Kris: BIGASSMOTHERFUCKINGROBOT
BIGASSMOTHERFUCKINGROBOT: It's your father! Tell Aaron that he's grounded for the rest of today and tomorrow.
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Miko: I KILLED MARCO AT THE SCHOOL! WHAT SHOULD I DO!?
Kris: Where'd you hide the body?
Miko: omg I meant kissed!
Miko: Do you really think I'd kill Marco?
Kris: ...maybe
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Raf: Hey wassup?
Jack: Nothing much, just in math class...Vince is annoying me soo much...I swear I'm gonna lick his barrels -.-'
Raf: ._.
Jack: *KICK HIS BALLS I SWEAR OH MY GOD
Raf: Well have fun licking barrels
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Zoe: I mustache you a question
Bumblebee: But ill shave it for later
Zoe: A little beard told me
Bumblebee: So ill whisker it in your ear
Zoe: That was auto correct, but way to go ;)
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Optimus Prime: Hello, sweetspark. What are you doing?
Zoe: Nothing much. Just banging with my boyfriend.
Optimus Prime: ARE YOU CRAZY!? YOU ARE GROUNDED!
Zoe: Oppy, you already knew I had a boyfriend.
Optimus Prime: THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GO AND INTERFACE WITH HIM!
Zoe: What r u talking about? We never...OH SHIT! THAT WAS AUTO CORRECT! I MEAN HANGING I SWEAR!
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Jack: Goodnight? ._.
Kris: Butbutbut you didn't check under the bed for any gingers :c
Kris: MONSTERS** OMG
Kris: BEST FAIL EVER!
Jack: LOL I think that's the hardest ive laughed all day XD
Kris: I can't laughing omg xp
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Bumblebee: NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BREASTMILK!
Bumblebee: BATMAN** fail lol
Arcee: You have no idea how hard I am trying to contain my laughter while Optimus is going over plans.
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Ratchet: Ugh! The song that Kris made me listen to is stuck in my head now!
Raf: What song is it?
Ratchet: Party Rock Anthem
Raf: Everyday I'm snufflupugus!
Raf: Shufflin* WTF?
Ratchet: What's a snufflupugus and when did you have to use that?
Raf: Long story
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Miko: I JUST GOT MY BLUE WIG! AND A BUNCH OF NEON JEWS ON SALE FOR A DOLLAR!
Miko: Damn, jewelry*
Kris: HOW DID YOU FIND NEON JEWS FOR SUCH A GREAT PRICE!?
Miko: WALMART HAS FUCKING EVERYTHING