Envy Ouroborous

First fanfiction ever! I feel so accomplished…even though it's probably bad. Hope you like it! I sure enjoyed typing it.

DISCLAMER- I don't own FMA no matter how much I really want to. But I do own the story idea. That counts for something...right?

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"It's a beautiful day today in Amestris, bright skies and not a cloud in sight. A wonderful start of a new school yea-"

CRASH.

A boy with green hair slowly lifted himself from his sheets and glared demonically at the radio alarm clock that was just thrown at the corner of the room. He blinked.

"Aw, shit." He cussed. He got out of bed lazily and scratched his head as he stretched. Opening a drawer on his dresser, he pulled out another radio clock identical to the one he just threw. After shutting the drawer again, Envy walked in to the restroom. He went on with his morning by brushing his teeth and combing his long, green hair.

"Damn hair." The androgynous male muttered when another brush broke because of his troublesome locks. Grabbing a new comb out of a box, he started to groom himself once again. Walking out of the bathroom he opened another drawer and dug through the messy clothing in the said container. Finding an outfit that pleased him, he threw on a black t-shirt that had a pink teddy on it, fingerless gloves and, baggy faded jeans. He grabbed his backpack, opened the front pocket, grabbed out a black i-Pod and quickly stuffed the headphones in his ears. Choosing a song, Shake It by MetroStation, he ran down the hall way and knocked on a door.

"Wrath, wake up! It's time for school!" He called through the thin door. Hearing a crash and a muffled grunt from the room, he opened the door and let himself in. There in the room, he sees a lump on the ground covered with bed sheets. Raising an amused eyebrow, he paused his i-Pod and walked over to the pile and crouched down. After staring at it for a while and some minutes of experimental poking, the lump suddenly shook a little and exploded!

Okay so it didn't explode but it was damn close to exploding.

"ROAAARRR!" The bed sheets screamed.

"Cute, Wrath, but seriously, we really got to go. You got 10 minutes." Envy said, getting up from his position and looking over his shoulder. Grumbling, a boy with shoulder-length shaggy hair came out of the sheets and yawned.

"Aye, Aye, Captain." The said boy mocked a salute and got up while ruffling his hair.

"Okay, but if we're late for the first day of our new school, I'll tell Lust it's your fault!" The other male called while walking down the stairs.

"…Brothers." Wrath sighed. 'Can't stand them, but you can't help but admire them.'

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"Good morning, Envy." A busty woman with dark, wavy hair greeted him.

"Ah, g'morning, Lust." Envy said while grabbing a piece of toast. Wrath ran down the stairs right then.

"'Morning, Onee-chan." Wrath said happily, grabbing a piece too. Wrath was fully dressed in brown plaid shorts (A/N: you know those knee-length shorts boys always wear now? Yea, those kinds.) and a black t-shirt that had graffiti on it that said 'Volcom' and a diamond symbol on the right-side of his shirt. Envy grabbed his green, white, and black checkered slip-on vans as Wrath grabbed his favored black etnies.

"Bye, Lust! See you at dinner!" Envy yelled through the front door. Lust stared at the door as it clicked closed. Shaking her head, she returned to the work she was finishing.

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Envy watched as Wrath got in the car slowly.

"Envy, I have a question." Wrath said, voice cracking slightly.

"Yes, my dear younger brother?" Envy answered in a low drawl.

"If I ride this…beast….will I still be able to keep my breakfast?"

"That, my dear sir, can only be answered by one person." Before Wrath could even open his mouth to question the creepy smile on his brother's face, Envy turned on the sleek Eclipse and drove off. Envy loved his eclipse. He had it taken care of 24/7 and he even had it personalized by painting it green with black designs on the sides. If you touched it, you would be sure to be dead in the next 12 hours. Maybe 12 and 30 seconds if you're a fast runner. Envy pulled into a parking lot and screeched into a parking space. Getting out of his precious baby, he watched Wrath grab on to his stomached to keep his guts from running. Snickering slightly, he went over to Wrath and helped him up. Walking slowly to the office, one glaring and the other looking away innocently, they looked around the buildings. Envy whistled softly.

"Rich school, eh?" He asked to no one in particular.

"Sure seems like it." Wrath replied nonchalantly while nodding. They reached the office and noticed a woman with soft brown eyes and brown hair. She looked up and smiled a bit at them.

"Yo, Sloth." Envy said lazily. The woman's soft smile turned down.

"It's (1)Ms. Ouroboros here, little brother." She replied in a curt tone. Envy snorted a bit and looked at her. To Wrath, she was the closest thing to a mother. To Envy, she was his older sister who treated him like a son. She was the most mature out of all of the Ouroboros family. Being born first, it was her responsibility to take care of them when they were younger. Lust is her twin and she works as a researcher. Lust usually stays home for the work there, but when her job calls, she gets things done. Then there's Envy. The second youngest and in his junior year. Wrath is the youngest one and in his freshman year. Sloth looked at him and then held out a paper to him.

"Your schedule, Envy." She said. "And Wrath's."

"Hn, thanks." Envy said, taking the offered rectangular sheets.

Walking out of the office, he handed Wrath a schedule and walked to the direction of his new locker. Opening his locker, he looked inside only to find graffiti and dust covering every corner of the empty space.

"Tom plus Jenny equals heart four-eva?" Envy read off the door of the locker with a confused look on his face. Grimacing, he placed some items that aren't needed and slammed the door shut. Walking away from the offending piece of metal, he made a mental note to buy nail polish remover and some cotton.

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After what seemed like hours of walking in a million hallways Envy found his first classroom. 'Late on the first day, huh, buddy? What a GREAT way of starting a new year, hm?'

"Shut it." Envy muttered under his breath.

He cleared his throat and knocked on the door.

"Come in." A male's voice rang out sharp and strict. Envy grabbed the knob and entered the room and slowly walked in. Is it him or is the teacher staring at him oddly?

"Uh, yo?" Envy said weakly before walking towards the teacher more. The teacher looked like he was in his early thirties or late twenties. He had spiky dark brown hair and very, very sharp teeth. Like a shark. He had tiny sunglasses and a fur jacket. A tight black tank top adorned his muscled chest and tight leather pants clinged to his legs. Envy was quite scared, the teacher had eyed him up and down more than five times. 'Please, if there is any real Kami-sama out there, save me.' He silently prayed to any God out there willing to listen.

"Hello there, and you would be…?" The teacher practically purred at him.

"Ano, I'm the new student. Envy Ouroboros." Envy introduced himself, eyeing the teacher warily.

"Ah, so you're the new kid." The teacher smirked. "I'm Greed. Most kids just call me by my first name cause I don't give a crap about formalities." Greed winked. "Hey brats, I'm going to go out and get some coffee, so don't bitch and I'll be back in a few minutes. Be nice to the pretty, little new student. Play nice." Greed yelled at the class and walked pass Envy. Envy could've sworn he felt a hand squeeze his ass. Envy shivered and walked slowly to an empty seat in the back.

"Yo, Newbie," Called a voice in the corner of the room. Envy turned around and saw a black haired boy that looked older than him. "Yea, you."

"Nani?" Envy asked, confused but walked his way.

"The names Roy. Greed sure is a scary bastard, eh?" Roy said while chuckling a bit.

"Yea. Scary." Envy replied, still unsure if he was a good person or not. He was good-looking, but many people were whispering.

"Ah, don't mind the whispers. I'm sure it's just that they never seen anyone as cute as you here, sweetheart." Roy said with a wink that made the girls swoon. One even fainted. Envy just stared.

"Dude, you do know that I am male, right? Y'know, with a dick and all?" Envy asked, cocking an eyebrow. Roy stared at Envy like he had said that he had a part which men should not have. Though his words probably had the same effect.

"So, you have a dick?" The ebony haired boy said slowly.

"Yea. Actually, I'm quite proud of it." Envy stated bluntly. Roy started sniggering and that led to full on laughter.

"I like you, Envy. You got a sense of humor. Not to mention a pretty tight ass." Roy said with a smirk.

"I'm not gay, man." Envy smirked right back at Roy. That was a start of a beautiful friendship.

"SHIT!" Both boys looked at the door as it crashed open. A boy that looked like he belonged in eighth grade ran in. He had long, golden hair that was currently very messy and molten gold eyes.

"Oi, over here, (2)Hagane." Roy called over to the other boy. The other boy looked surprised to see him, but them sighed and walked over.

"Why do you insist on calling me that, Baka no (3)Uma?" The smaller boy asked tiredly.

"'Cause it fits you." Roy said with a "charming" smile as the fangirls in the corner had called it. Envy coughed, feeling ignored.

"Ah, Hagane, this is Envy. He's the new kid." Ed looked at Envy.

"Hello, I'm Edward Elric. Hope that this bastard wasn't bothering you." Ed said with a smile.

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OWARI

Well, at least for chapter one. I think I did a pretty good job. NOTES TIMEEE!:

An Ouroboros is the tattoo that every homunculi had. In alchemy and in drawings it was the symbol of a cycle, like life.

Hagane is Japanese for "Full-Metal". Roy called Ed this in the anime.

Uma means Horse in Japanese. Pronounced "woo-ma"

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!