Mycroft's Cake

Sorry people this is going to be really random because I have writer's block

Get ready to read the stupidest thing ever

Yes I have a retarded side

Mycroft had baked a cake, a really special cake

He baked it for his best friends Sherlock and Jawn

well after having a few bottles of whisky

AND BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS SO MUCH HE PUT SOME OF HIS WHISKY IN THE CAKE BECAUSE HE BELIEVES SHARING IS CARING

HE ALSO PUT IN A LOT OF SUGAR

WHEN SHERLOCK AND JOHN ATE THE CAKE THEY ALL HAD A BIG PARTY TO HAVE FUN.

"THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!" SAID SHERLY LOCK THE OTTER

BEFORE HE STARTED DANCING IN THE FLAT

THEN JAWN BROUGHT THE JAM AND ATE THE JAM BEFORE COMMENTING ON HOW "PRETTY" SHERLOCK'S DANCING WAS

AFTER THAT A DALEK POPPED IN AND ASKED "IS TEH DOCTOR HERE?"

THE PEOPLE SAID NO AND THEN THE DALEK LEFT

THEN THE DOCTOR POPPED OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND ATE SOME CAKE

THEN ROSE CAME IN AND THEN MYCROST KICKED HER OUT AND SAID

"NO ROSES AT OUT PARTY, ROSES ARE BAD"

THEN ROSE LEFT AND CRIED AND WONDERED IF SHE WAS A FLOWER

THEN THE REST OF THEM THREW CONFETTI ON THE BUCKINHAM PALACE

THEY ALSO WATCHED THEIR FAVORITE SHOW

SPOODERMAN

THIS TIME SPOODERMAN SAVED THE WORLD FROM PRODUCTIVENESS

YAY!

BUT THEN THEY REMEMBERED IT WAS BED TIME SO THEY STAYED UP

TOO MAKE MOAR CAKE AND PANCAKES BUT MOSTLY CAKE

MUY FANTASTICO

SAID DORA AND

THEN EVERYONE SAID "EWWW DORA"

EVEN DORA

THEN DORA LEFT BECAUSE SHE WAS DISGUSTED WITH HERSELF

THEN THEY ALL HAD A DISCO DANCE PARTY

UNTIL THE MORNING BECAUSE THEN SHERLOCK REMEMBER HE HAD TO GO CLUING FOR LOOKS

SO HE LEFT

THE DOCTOR REMEMBERED THAT THE WORLD WAS ENDING AGAIN

AND THEN THE DOCTOR DISSAPPEARED IN HIS MAGICAL BLUE BOX

THEN JAWN AND MAYCROFT WENT HOME BECAUSE THEY FELT LONELY WITHOUT SHERLOCK

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Ok I'm out of ideas now so bye