"The best birthday present"

Sasuke was sleeping soundly in his bed that morning trying to relax after yesterday's mission. Little did he know that relaxing was not an option.

Hushed voices were heard around the room.

"Should we wake him up?"

"No way! He looks so cute while he's sleeping!"

"But we've been waiting here for 2 hours! When's he gonna wake up?"

Sasuke groaned as he heard the voices. A thousand eeps were heard.

He opened his eyes and what did he find? A whole bunch of screaming,crazed fangirls in his room holding presents and cakes and all that stuff.

"WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY ROOM?" he yelled.

"Don't you remember what day it is?" one of them asked.

"It's July does that have to do with...oh no."

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASUKE!" they squeeled with glee about to pounce on him but he swiftly escaped their clutches and jumped right out the window.

He ran and ran as fast as he could yet everywhere he turned,fangirls kept crawling out of nowhere! 'This is way worse than Valentine's Day' he thought.

Sasuke looked behind him to make sure no fangirls were there to jump him,when he suddenly bumped into something.

"Hey watch-Sasuke?" It was another feminine voice but she didn't sound crazed. He look up and saw Haruka standing there. Killing his hearing,the girls who were screaming through the village looking for him were getting close."Sasuke? What's going-Mmhmhm!" Haruka muffled as Sasuke pulled her behind the bush covering her listened carefully making sure they were gone. When they were gone, Sasuke let go of her, and she yanked herself away from him with a small blush on her face."What was that for?" She yelled. Sasuke hushed her and that's when he noticed she was wearing...earmuffs?

Sasuke raised an eyebrow "Haruka...er...why are you wearing earmuffs?" he asked questionably.

"What?" she said too loudly. Sasuke flinched back as she did. He ripped the earmuffs off her head messing up her hair

"Why are you wearing earmuffs?" he asked again.

"Because your stupid fangirls woke me and everyone else in the village up this morning screaming 'I can't believe it's today! We have to go find Sasuke! I hope he likes my gift!'" she mocked while combing down her hair with a scowl on her face."Um,what's going on anyway?" she asked honestly.

"You really don't know?" Sasuke said with a little laughter in his voice.

"Well I haven't been here very long!" Haruka retorted.

"Actually it's my birthday."

"It is? They're making a huge deal about that? Wow,they're stupid" she said started walking away.

"Oh? Why is that?" Sasuke said catching up to her.

"Well,if you don't accept they're gift on any other holiday why do they even bother. It's like a Mary-Sue thing."

After that they walked in silence until Sasuke broke it saying,

"It looks like the fangirls gave up. I'm gonna head back to bed." He yawned and stretched tiredly. After a day like that who wouldn't be?

"Sure whatever" Haruka replied

"And Haruka?"

"Hm?" Haruka turned around to face him, but Sasuke was too fast for her. He quickly gave her a chaste kiss on her cheek.

"Thanks for the birthday present." and with that he ran off. Haruka blushed deep red.

"Sa…Sasuke…Wait...what present?"

Jill: Agh…The title is so LAME! I wrote this like less than a year ago. Before I ever had an account on here and it was just sitting in my computer collecting imaginary dust. So might as well post it since yesterday was a very special occasion! Happy Belated Birthday Sasuke! Oh Haruka is my OC as lame as it is I made her a couple with Sasuke.

Haruka: It's not lame!

Sasuke: Kinda is

Haruka: Hmph! Fine then you do the disclaimer

Sasuke: Jill does not own Naruto.

Jill: Nor do I want to anymore! R&R