A/N: This was actually a personal challenge. I had to write a page long one-shot about Emmett doing something for Bella's wedding. So I came up with this. I think it's hysterical but that's just me.
Summary: Emmett gives Bella a present before the wedding. A very short one-shot filled with humor.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
Emmett's Gift
I took a deep breath as I avoided looking myself in the mirror. Alice was going to get more hairspray and Renee was currently in the changing in the bathroom. I started pacing the room as I continued to avoid my reflection. It's not that I was worried about how I looked, I trusted Alice, but I didn't want to keep reminding myself that this was my wedding day. I was getting married in less than two hours. I sat on a chair and buried my face into my hands. This was too much.
Someone knocked on the door. I lifted my head from my hands and frowned. "Come in!" I yelled at the wooden door. The doorknob turned as the person behind the door pushed it open, revealing himself. Emmett walked into the room. I frowned at him. It's not that I don't like Emmett. I just wasn't sure why he was here.
"You look beautiful," Emmett's eyes widened when he was fully into the room.
"Thanks Emmett." I smiled at him as I pulled myself off of the chair. "Let me guess, Edward sent you here to spy on me."
Emmett shook his head. "No I wanted to give you something."
I frowned. "You don't have to give me anything."
"You'll need this for later." Emmett told me as he pulled out a wooden box from his tuxedo jacket pocket and handed it to me.
I frowned at it but wasted no time pulling the lid open. Nothing was in it but a key. I looked up at Emmett and frowned. "You bought me a car?" I asked, not able to come up with a better explanation for the key.
Emmett shook his head. "No, it's the key to Edward's chastity belt."
I couldn't stop myself from laughing. My face became red as I started to giggle uncontrollably. I handed the box back to Emmett so I wouldn't drop it. I was laughing so hard that I was having a hard time standing up. My hands were covering my mouth as the image of Edward in a chastity belt came to mind.
"Thanks Emmett," I finally choked out through a fit of giggles. Emmett smiled wrapped his huge arms around me. I hugged him back, grateful that someone could get my mind off the wedding, if it was only for a little bit.
"I thought you might like that." Emmett smiled at me when he pulled away.
"It explains so much." I smiled back at him.
Emmett laughed along with me before handing me the box again. "You can keep the box but I need the key," He grabbed the key from the opened box. "I stole it from some kid's bike chain and I think he'll need it back."
I rolled my eyes before setting the wooden box back onto the chair I was just sitting on. "Hey Emmett," I decided that this joke wasn't over with yet. "Why do you have the key to Edward's chastity belt in the first place?" I raised an eyebrow.
Emmett smiled. "I'll tell you when you get older." He patted my shoulder before walking out of the room.
End.
A/N: It was a personal contest and I like it. It's barely less than a page and under a 1000 words. I did well with this one-shot. It was a personal contest someone gave me and I did it. Tell me what you think.
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