The Bachelorette: Sonic edition
Written by Darkfur Tails
Chapter 1
(Sob…)
Amy was lying on her bed, crying. It had happened AGAIN. Once again she was doomed to hours of sobbing in her pillow. She recalled the moment that had just occurred.
(Flashback)
Amy was STILL chasing Sonic. She was yelling after him to stop running and that she loved him and stuff. Sonic suddenly turned around and said in her face,
"Amy, Can you please stop chasing me! It's really annoying and you know what, I don't love you, no matter how much you think I do!"
(End flashback)
Amy took things like this very seriously. This is why she was doomed to hours more of crying. (Usually she would forget everything after a while, and continue chasing Sonic again regardless.) For the time being, she was heartbroken. She was crying so hard, that she almost didn't hear her doorbell when it rang. Excitedly thinking it might be Sonic, she rushed to the door, only to find… President George Bush?!
(In a Bush-like voice) "Hi… I'm President… Bush… And I… am glad to say… taxes have gone up…"
"How is that good?" replied Amy.
"It's good for me… because I get lots of money… to spend on the war… in Iraq…"
"…"
(Slam!!)
Amy shut the door so hard, Bush flew back 15 feet and hit Amy's mailbox, knocking a letter out. The wind gently blew it up into Amy's bedroom window. She noticed it as it landed next to her. After opening the envelope, she read,
Dear Amy Rose,
I am pleased to inform you that you have been nominated to be the star of our show, the Bachelorette. If you accept, E-mail me at (Insert E-mail address here)
Bob Joe-Fred
Amy smiled; this was her chance to get together with Sonic! She had watched this show before to see how other girls got close to guys. And at the end, the winner and the girl got married! Amy was so excited that the first thing she did was send an e-mail to the guy, saying "I accept!!", and five seconds later sent another saying "What's taking so long?". After about twenty E-mails or so, she got a reply.
Dear Amy,
You have been accepted to be on the show, the bachelorette. The 20 Competitors are as follows.
1. Sonic the Hedgehog
2. Shadow the Hedgehog
3. Knuckles the Echidna
4. Miles "Tails" Prower
5. Jet the Hawk
6. Storm The Albatross
7. Silver (I don't know what he is, with those weird hair thingies)
8. Espio the Chameleon
9. Vector the Crocodile
10. Charmy the Bee
11. Black Doom the Black Alien leader
12. Eggman the… Egg… man…
13. Metal Sonic the Robot
14. Stitch the Experiment 626
15. Shrek the Ogre
16. Mario the Plumber
17. Tarzan the Ape Man
18. Popeye the Sailor Man
19. Quagmire the Drunk Man
20. Rouge the Bat
Transportation has already been arranged. Enjoy!
Bob Joe-Fred
Amy read over the list of competitors blindly, only making sure that Sonic was there. She didn't care who else was there, because she was the one who would make the eliminations. Eventually, she planned to eliminate everyone but Sonic, and then he would HAVE to marry her.
Suddenly, after she had closed out of the E-mail, a strange portal appeared in her room. It was a swirl of red and pink along with traces of white swirling around. Amy began to feel herself being pulled into it, and she started to pull herself away from it. The colors swirled faster and faster, and the pulling force, which surprisingly wasn't sucking anything else but her, became stronger. With a last effort, Amy tripped, and flew, screaming into the portal. After she was gone, the swirling colors disappeared, leaving the room just as it had been.
Amy came out of the portal into a strange room. A red carpet spread, and an elegant stairway spread in front of her. A spotlight fell in front of her, and into it, strode the form of Bob Joe-Fred. He was a human, and was wearing a fancy red suit with a black tie.
"Welcome, my good friends, to the new Bachelorette show!"
Amy heard voices come from behind her, one that sounded like Sonic.
"How the heck did we get here, Tails?"
Amy turned to Sonic, who was watching his friends face turn red with embarrassment.
"Sonic… you know that show that was on TV last Thursday?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"We've been nominated… to be in it…"
"What the?! Who the heck is the…"
Sonic looked to see Amy staring at him lovingly, batting her eyelashes.
"Oh, #."
End of Chapter 1