Disclaimer: I do not own the Darren Shan/Cirque du Freak series. It belongs to Darren Shan along with the characters.

How to Have a Darren Shan Christmas

Watch someone die

Fight a Vampaneze

Kill someone for their blood

Grow a ton of hair

Befriend a Little Person

Travel to Vampire Mountain barefooted

Discover powers you never thought you had

Mourn the loss of a friend

Go to a Freak Show and becomes a vampire's assistant

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS