Note: For those of you watching Hetalia, you might know where this scene came from. I just had to write this down! Plus I also made a few changes.
This is Kili, my baby brother. A devilishly handsome dwarf isn't he? He always tells me he loves me, but sometimes I'm not so sure…..
Fili is hiding inside the dark storage room and cowers behind a worn out sofa. His knees wouldn't stop wobbling in fear as he tries his best to camouflage into the darkness, while at the same time, calms down his breathing. The blonde dwarf had no other choice but to endure this torture of having to hide away from his younger brother, who currently has an unhealthy obsession for him. How long has Fili been avoiding Kili? He doesn't know. All he is concerning right now are the fists that won't stop banging on the door.
BAM! BAM! BAM! "Big brother! Big brother!" a familiar voice shouted from the other side. "Come on, let's become one! You know you want to. Stop being such a cowardly jerk and come out already!"
A soft whimper escapes from Fili's lips. He's hunching in a fetus position with his arms wrapped around his knees. He closes his eyes tightly, praying for a miracle that Kili would give up and walk away. Although in the back of his mind, he knew his brother isn't the kind of dwarf to give up so easily. Fili peeks around the sofa and notices that the door looks like it's going to collapse any minute. Soon, the pounding on the door gives away to an ear splitting sound of nails scratching on wood. The screeching noise was unbearable.
"FILI! You open up this damn door right this instant! You and I are going to get together whether you like it or not! LET. ME. IN!" Kili's voice grew frighteningly menacing with each word.
The older brother cries out for what seems to be the fifth time, "Go away, Kili! Leave me be!"
"NEVER!" the dark haired dwarf defiantly replied, along with another heart stopping BAM! with his fist.
This is Kili. He's my little brother. He has looks of inner strength and he's very tenacious, but…not in a good way…
Fili attentively turns and peers at the door again. It somehow gets suspiciously quiet for the past minute. A bit too quiet. However, a tiny drop of hope rises inside of him. Can it be? Is Kili really gone? Can I finally stop hiding now?
All of a sudden, POW! The doorknob flew off from its place and hit against the sofa. Fili jumped in terror and let out a yelp. All the hope that remains has now dissappeared for good. He presses his back against the surface behind the sofa wishing that he would much rather be anywhere else than here. The door opens slightly with a painful creak…
"Oh brother dearest~ " Kili sings low as his head enters halfway in. "The doorknob that's been keeping us apart is gone now. Isn't that nice?~"
His whole head appeared past the door. A creepy smile plasters on his face as he lays his sight on the empty sofa. He could still feel that his brother is right behind it. His deep brown eyes are that of a lovesick psycho; dreamy but murderous.
"Now Fili," he softly whispers, "marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me….."
He has been saying those same words for the past couple years.
Fili couldn't take it it anymore. He presses his palms on both his ears and yells, "Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away!"
Kili giggles like a slightly insane maniac. "Never," is his answer.
Miracle is dead.