I knew I wasn't in my own bed even before I opened my eyes. My bed is my safe place and I can tell when I'm not in it. And the fact that someone's arm was draped around me might have been a red flag. I slowly turned and saw the messy hair and the slightly crooked nose of Albus Severus Potter. Ah fuck. Lily was going to kill me. I moved to get up and then I realized something, no pants. Oh this just keeps getting better and better. Albus opened one eye. 'Go back to sleep,' he said, grumpily.

'Are you kidding me? What the fuck am I doing in your bed Albus?'

Realising that sleep was no longer an option he groaned. 'We didn't have sex, so don't get your knickers in a twist.'

'Then where the fuck are my pants?'

So I usually don't swear this much especially not this early in the morning. But I felt a little out of my comfort zone right now.

'You said you were feeling hot and you sort of climbed in,' he explained trying not to laugh.

'And you didn't try to get me out?' I asked genuinely surprised.

'Well to be honest I was pretty far gone myself. I don't remember why but for some reason it made sense for you to stay here.'

'ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE HOUSE?' I heard someone shout from downstairs. Oh my Merlin. Please no.

The door flew open and my best friend stood there glaring angrily.

'I literally left you alone for one day. One. And I come back to find the living room full of semi-comatose people and empty bottles. Mum and Dad are going to flip. You do know they'll never leave us alone again. Ever. And since you're an idiot I bet you forgot that they're coming back today. I don't know how you're going to get all this crap cleaned up. I am certainly not helping you,' she paused to take a breath and finally noticed me. 'Albus tell me you didn't-' she started.

'I swear I didn't,' he said quickly cutting her off.

'Then why the hell is Ariana, my best friend Ariana in your bed? You can never keep it your pants can you? You are the most insufferable, annoying-'

'Um Lils,' I said, trying to stop her little rant. 'Could you do me a massive favour?'

She crossed her arms. 'Honestly Ria I think I'm doing you a favour by not killing you right now, but I suppose-'

'Thank you thank you thank you Lils.'

She just smiled. She could never stay mad at me for long.

'Could you get me some pants?'

Her smile dropped. 'I thought you said you didn't do anything? Why the hell don't you have pants?'

I was just asking myself the same question,' I muttered.

'Ugh fine,' she said.

I would explain it all to her later. After I actually figured out what had happened. I looked at Al awkwardly. He grinned back at me. I realized that even though I had just woken up in my best friend's brother's bed I didn't feel that uncomfortable. Well that's just Albus I suppose. He has this innate knack of putting everyone at ease no matter what the situation.

So I suppose I should give you a little background information. I'm Ariana Longbottom. I'm in my seventh year at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry. Yesterday my friend Arya Thomas decided that I couldn't spend the whole summer closeted with my books and dragged me to this stupid party.

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?' I heard Lily shout.

I groaned massaging my head. I felt like someone had hit a bludger at it.

Lily walked in seconds later dragging a slightly embarrassed looking Scorpius Malfoy behind her wrapped in nothing but her bright blue bed sheet. I saw Anjali Corner and Danielle Finnigan quickly walking past the door. I hid myself under the sheets hoping desperately they hadn't seen me.

'He was in my bed with two naked girls. Why the hell can't you control him Albus?' she said.

'Oi I'm his friend not his keeper,' Albus said indignantly.

'Sorry,' Scorpius said, not looking sorry at all.

Lily just snorted. 'Thanks to you I now have to burn my bed.'

'Erm Lils…can you please get me pants?' I asked quietly not wanting to upset her more.

'Oh yeah.' She hurried out of the room leaving Albus, me and a half naked Scorpius.

'So you and Longbottom huh? Did not see that one coming,' he said, smirking.

'I cannot believe you had a threesome in my sister's bed,' Albus said, half annoyed half impressed.

Scorpius just shrugged. Scorpius Malfoy was an enigma. I just did not get him. This was actually the most ruffled I had ever seen him. And honestly someone who had been caught in bed with two girls should have been a little more embarrassed. I could already see the cold indifference settling around his features. To be honest Scorpius Malfoy was just gorgeous. His high cheekbones and pointed chin made him look severe yet incredibly attractive. He was like an ice sculpture, perfectly proportioned, but as cold as death.

'Hello boys,' Rose said walking into the bedroom. I grimaced unconsciously. If Scorpius was ice Rose was fire. With her wild red hair and deep blue eyes she was an absolute knockout and boy did she know that. She oozed sex appeal. And she was brilliant. That's actually the only way to describe her. She got the best grades and was a shoe in for Head Girl. I also couldn't stand her. She made me want to rip my face off.

She kissed Scorpius's cheek and went to sit on the edge of Al's bed.

'I see you're doing charity work,' she said, smirking at me.

I bristled.

'Lay off Rose,' Al said lazily. We were both still under the covers.

'Oh hello Rosie,' Lily said walking into the room armed with a pair of pants. 'Love the dress, where did you get? Whores R Us?' She threw me the pants while glaring at her cousin. I quickly slipped them on.

'Oh no Lily dearest it's just that I have a life and own clothes that end above my ankles.'

Lily really doesn't like Rose. Lily didn't like any of her brother's friends. If Uncle Harry, Uncle Ron and Aunt Hermione were the Golden Trio, their kids along with Scorpius Malfoy, Daemon Zabini and Lorcan Scamander were the Wolf Pack. They basically ran the school so being caught in bed with one of them was not something I had ever thought would happen. I don't drink or sleep around or do anything that could get me into trouble. So what on earth was I doing here?

'Okay spill,' Lily said when we got to her room.

'I actually have no idea what happened. I just drank way too much last night,' I groaned holding my head in my hands.

'But you didn't sleep with my brother right?' she asked.

'As far as I can tell, no. But since I don't remember anything…' I trailed off.

She sighed. 'I love Al, I really do. But I am telling you it's a very bad idea to get mixed up with him. He's not a relationship sort of person. I mean he isn't the man-whore Scorpius is but he isn't very reliable.'

'Lils you do not need to be worried about me getting involved with Albus. If anything did happen it was just a drunken mistake. You really don't have to worry,' I said emphatically. Now that I think about it, it's rather sad how terribly wrong I was.

a/n: So I've never actually written anything except Lily/Scorpius fanfiction. So I don't know how good this is going to be but please tell me what you think.