Hi Everybody! This is going to be my 4th Fanfic, and my 3rd Greg/Nick Fanfic. Thank you to all whom gave me reviews on my latest story. Anyway, DISCLAIMER. I don't own these awesome characters… Too bad… Enjoy! (The only one in own is Mojo, and he actually is

Tots

Nick was humming softly as he took the tots out of the oven to cool. What he didn't notice was his lover lurking in the shadows waiting to pounce.

Nick was running water over his hands when all of the sudden something squishy and hot hit him in the back of the neck.

He spun around and Greg looked innocently at him. " I didn't do it." Greg said.

" Who else could have done it? You're the only one!" Nick replied with slight irritation in his voice.

Just then Mojo, their 19 pound cat walked into the scene and meowed.

"It was Mojo!" Greg laughed, but immediately stopped when Nick glared.

" So, you are saying that Mojo came into the kitchen, got on the counter without me noticing, and threw a tot at my neck. Really. Greg, you think that's the truth?"

"Uhhh. Yep." Greg said and nodded.

"Well then I might just have to do this then." Nick picked up a handful of tots and planted them right in Greg's face. " I didn't do it, Mojo did." Nick tried really hard not to laugh and keep a straight face but it was too hard.

Greg ran over too the fridge and grabbed the nearest thing which happened to be spray cheese, while Nick picked up the tots and some butter. Nick got sprayed in the face and Greg got some butter on his shirt.

By the time they were through with their little war, there was butter everywhere, spray cheese on the ceiling, tots on the floor and even some eggs got thrown into the mix. As for Greg and Nick… lets just say they were "enjoying each other" on the floor. Dinner was forgotten, and Mojo watched the entire time from a safe distance thinking what fools she had for owners.

The End.

I actually do have a cat named Mojo and he is 19 pounds. PLEASE REVIEW. Thank you for reading! If you want to see what Mojo looks like, visit my user page.