I got out of the car I was greeted with the cold night air. Here I am. Ivan Iwanow straight from Siberia moved to America. I was told this was the land of the possibilities. But that was a lie. Now I had to take a low paid job to even have food and water, but it was way better than the life back home.
I sighed. "Here goes nothing." As I made my way to the dinner I would be working in I was greeted with an giant sign. "Freddy Fazbears Pizza" I shook my head after seeing that. I got to the door, took one last breath and got in. It was pretty dark, but after entering some lights went on. As I took a few steps further I saw these animal robotic things. Animatronics how my boss called them. I scratched my head. Then I walked to the security room. On the way, I stepped on rubbish making a lot of noise. Probably from the kids which were running around here during the day. "Cyka" I said as I got in the security room. As I sat down I remembered what my boss told me. I would work from 12 midnight until 6 am. I also thought about the call he would give me when my shift starts. Just a second after thinking that, I got the call.
"Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced." He said normaly. "WHAT?!" I asked.
"Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. "THE BITE?!" I screamed. He started again. "Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? "Uh…." I started.
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night
"eto piz`dets. What did I got myself into?" I put the palm of my hand on my head. As I took the I-Pad I almost crapped my pants. The bunny was missing. As for this chicken thing. It was staring at the camera. I shook my head. As I switched around the cameras I found the bunny on the hallway to the left of me. I took my flashlight and lighted out there only to be greeted with creepy eyes. I showed my middlefinger to him and quickly shut the door. "Alright alright Ivan keep your balls." Then I heard a laughter. I looked at the door to my right and pushed the 'light' button. There stood the duck. After shutting it I took a quick look at the camera. I noticed that I only had 10 percent power left. 5:58 and the two animal things won't just leave the doors. "COME ON 6 AM GOD DAMNET!" Then just as the nightmare would continue the lights went out. Then the music came. That creepy ass music. Then I grew angry. " OH HELL NO!" as I saw that bear. "DON'T EVEN THING ABOUT IT. I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. BEING ASSHOLES TRYING TO STUFF ME INTO SUITS?! TO HELL WITH THAT. I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING POLAR BEARS, SURVIVED THE WINTER WITH BEAR SKIN AND YOU THINK YOU WILL KILL ME?! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT MATE. I WILL SHOVE THAT I-PAD SO DEEP UP YOUR ARSE UNTIL IT COMES OUT OF YOUR ROBOTIC EYE!" Just after that I took a deep breath to scream more I heard the clock ringing. "We aren't done yet." I told him coldly and walked past him. From the corner of my eye I could see him looking at the chicken with a weird expression on his face.
The next night:
After some preparation I sat down. I did some research to find out their routs they walk and made them some little "presents" specialy for that fox. I grinned a call came but I smashed the phone. To hell with that guy. It didn't took long as I heard running. As I checked the camera I saw how a fox shaped robot ran to the office. Then she tripped at a rope which I put there. She fell with her snout first on the floor. I laughed my ass off at that. I was standing outside of the door looking at her with my flashlight. "Jerk." She told me. I showed her the middlefinger and laughed as I closed the door and looked to the other side. Then I saw this chicken thing at the window. I didn't even try to close the door. She came closer then suddenly stopped. She started to scream because my little 'present' caught her foot. "Prestent from Siberia!" It was a bear trap I used to hunt polar bears. I kicked her back a little and then closed the door. After some time that bear came and graped that chicken thing and ran away. They didn't return for the night so I thought maybe they understood the message to not mess with me.
3rd night:
Well they didn't. They all stood in front of the door to make me use my whole power. However what surprised them was not only that I opened the door, but also what was behind it. I stood there with a started chainsaw and a Jason mask. I cracked my neck. "Who wants to run first?" I laughed. The off course ran away and I sprinted after them. After several minutes of chasing they hid in my office (ironic I know) and closed the door. I stood at the door where chicka and freddy normaly come and bumbed against the window. "OPEN UP!" I screamed. I was surprised when I heard talking inside. Freddy told the others "What is wrong with that guy? Anyways we need to find a way to get him away." They looked around and his eyes rested at foxy. She was a bit nervous. "Uh guys?" The three grinned then the door next to me opened and they threw her out then shut it immediately. As she looked at me I her eye widened. "Please don't make it painful." The first thought of mine was. 'THEY HAVE EMOTIONS AND PAIN?!' but then I laughed a little and knelled next to her. "Don't you worry about that. Eventually I won't hurt you." Then I looked at her eyes. "Go back to your cave I will deal with your so called friends." At first she looked at me shocked, but as I made a way free she ran. Then I got back to the window. "AS FOR YOU PRICKS!" They were even more scared now. "I don't like traitors! NOW COME OUT!" Freddy grinned. "Nope we won't. You will have to find a way to get us out of her…." I took my mask off revealing my grinning face. Then I held out a filled pizza box. Chica immediately fixed her eyes at it. Then I put my chainsaw down took my heavy metals guitar which I brought from home in the other one. Bonnie was reacting the same. "G…Guys?" Freddy asked. The two opened the door and got in front of me. As I looked behind them the door shut again. "Now… I will give you it but before…. Sit." I ordered. They immediately obeyed. "Roll" they did it. Then I put my guitar at the pizza box. Give hand." As they did I gave the two things to them. Then I laid my hands on their heads and rubbed. Somehow (don't ask me) they purred. Then I got to the side and said. "Go to your places now." "Yes…. Master." Chica told me. I chuckled at the last part. The both got away and I turned at Freddy. His mouth was opened widely and it looked so hilarious. "Now make it easier for you and open the door." He shook his head saying "Nothing will open this door." I laughed. "Then better look at your power." His eyes widened and he looked at the tablet. I could make out a single number. 0. Then everything went dark. I grapped my chainsaw, started it and got into the room. I took my light of my nightguard uniform. And shined it at him. He was in a corner while holding his arms in front of his head. I walked closer to him until I was over him. "Any last words?" I asked. Then I held the chainsaw over my head. He closed his eyes. After some time with nothing happening he opened it again. "Hope this was a lesson to you." I told him as I walked away quietly. I looked at the watch on my arm and it was 6 am. I looked at the stage. The two had their heads down probably switched out so I got out of the building.
