Arrow: Just clearing my head, no harm done::laughs like a maniac::

Disclaimer:: I don't own any characters from Death Note and do not OWN Death Note but I DO own A Death Note it just doesn't work like it should because I had my friend write someone's name in it in case it DID work and then I could sue their ass but nothing happened therefore...yeah I don't own Death Note.

Warning: Yaoi references ( is this really a warning?)

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Tota Matsuda was in a fix.

All the young officer had wanted to do was succeed in his job, make money, and be useful in the most non-dangerous trouble making way possible. To be supportive of Ryuuzaki's investigation and prove himself worthy under the detectives guidance and gain positive feed back from Light and Commander Yagami.

All he wanted to do was catch Kira.

'Then why am I sitting here baby sitting these two?' he asked himself flipping through an out of date issue of "Zipper" which he assumed had been left by Misa. He read through a couple of short articles gazing at the selection of pictures, all of models similar in style to Misa, before sighing heavily and folding it quietly in half setting it down on the table in front of him.

He was bored.

He had expected only the best when Commander Yagami had pulled Matsuda aside wishing to speak to him privately. With a leap of joy he had followed the Commander into the back room away from Ryuuzaki and the others where commander Yagami gazed at him with a somewhat grave expression.

"Matsuda, I'm intrusting you with the responsibility of looking after my son." he explained sternly. "I trust Ryuuzaki enough to allow him to have Light on the investigation team, however, now that they are chained together there's no telling what those two might do to each other under such circumstances."

Matsuda cracked open his mouth to speak, wondering exactly what he meant, but remembered Light's recent hatred for Ryuuzaki for still suspecting he was Kira.

'The two might strangle each other before the end of the day.' he thought nervously remembering the length of the chain and the threat it could have on either one of them if used correctly. Light and Ryuuzaki were masters at mind games and they could easily find a way to over power each other if left alone.

'So it'll be up to me to insure the safety of the world's greatest detective and the Commanders son.' Matsuda thought happily, his chest swelling with pride.

"I'll do my best Commander Yagami-san." he insured him, trying his best to hide his swelling ego as the Commander thanked him and went back to Ryuuzaki and the others.

The gods were surely smiling down at him, for once in his young life.

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Matsuda sighed irritably, propping his feet up on the wooden table, leaning back into the comfort of the couch gazing up at the white ceiling. "This wasn't what I expected…" he mumbled halfheartedly. "So far they haven't done anything reckless and they keep disappearing into the other room so there's nothing to do."

As if replying to his growing agitation, a loud crash receded from the hallway and Matsuda jumped from the couch running straight down the hall toward the kitchen where the door was open a crack. Fearing the worst, he burst through unannounced prepared to throw himself on a bickering Ryuuzaki and Light-kun when he managed to stop himself, his eyes dilating to the size of quarters.

Spread across the floor was a very startled looking Light and Ryuuzaki, both staring up at him with expressions of horror as Matsuda's gaze darted across the metal chain binding Ryuuzaki's hands together in a tight twist to the wandering fingers of Light who had his hand halfway up the detectives shirt while the other rested on the open zipper of his pants. A teacup lay shattered nearby, having been knocked off the counter in the mass chaos which had taken place behind Matsuda's back.

An awkward silence quickly developed between the three as Matsuda felt the blood rise into his cheeks and he gripped at the doorframe for support.

This was the least thing he had expected.

"Um… Matsuda-kun we-" Light began looking back and fourth between his bound lover and the disturbed police officer. "We...just…"

"Were making tea?" Ryuuzaki concluded in his usual unemotional tone turning his large black eyes to Matsuda snapping the man back into reality.

"Um, p-please excuse me Ryuuzaki-kun I...I had no idea you two…" he swallowed nervously. "Were…well…"

Light and Ryuuzaki looked at each other, startled, before blushing madly nearly causing Matsuda to faint of embarrassment. The current situation was new to him and the idea of Ryuuzaki and Light being sexually active with each other was enough to give him trauma.

Suddenly it hit him. 'What would the commander say!?'

As if reading his thoughts Light slowly rose from his spot on the floor untying Ryuuzaki's bound hands and pulling him up so his back was facing Matsuda. The detective glanced at him, his expression almost unreadable except for the bright pink glow which had developed in his pale cheeks.

Matsuda quickly dropped his gaze. Being caught in such a situation must be twice as embarrassing for Ryuuzaki then it was for him. Ryuuzaki had a reputation to keep as the famous detective L.

If the world new knew L was messing around with the suspected Kira…

The thought was almost comical.

"Matsuda, please don't tell my father. He's got enough to worry about as it is." Light pleaded, his eyes boring into the police officers with irresistible purity.

"Um…" he slowly raised his hand and brought it behind his head nervously. "Don't worry Light-kun I wont tell, b-besides explaining something like this to the Commander would be hard for me… telling him that his son and the famous L are having an-" he tried to force the words to come out but all sound had failed him as the two boys stared at him innocently causing him to get even hotter around the collar.

"I'll…" he choked taking a small step back. "Well… Don't worry Light and Ryuuzaki-kun your secrets safe with me!" without another word he stumbled out of the room speeding down the hall and back to the safety of the couch.

He sat there fidgeting with the magazines spread out on the table for the longest time, skimming through there pages barely paying attention to the text fearing the arrival of Light and Ryuuzaki in case they came back from the kitchen after their interrupted romp.

The thought of it made him cringe.

It was just…awkward. In every way shape and form.

It was several hours before Commander Yagami came back with the rest of the force team and Light and Ryuuzaki immerged from the kitchen quietly and with straight, serious faces. Matsuda avoided looking at them, keeping his face calm and straight listening to the reports from the team members trying to show interest. It was all a blur to him as his mind wandered to the earlier events of the day.

He wouldn't let it bother him.

Unfortunately, Commander Yagami wasn't going to make it easier on him.

"So how did it go for your first day?" the Commander asked pulling Matsuda aside as soon as Ryuuzaki announced their meeting over and called it a day. "Any problems, were they getting along?"

The corner of Matsuda's lips twitched slightly. "Yeah, everything went…fine. No fights, no nothing."

The relief on the Commanders face sent the young officer back into pride mode. "Thank you for your help Matsuda; if things continue the way they were today I might consider giving you a higher rank when all this is over."

Matsuda immediately perked up. "Really Yagami-san?"

"As long as you keep an eye on those two until all of this is over I'll highly consider it." slowly he reached down and picked up his brief case giving Matsuda a nod of approval. "Until then, continue as you have Matsuda. With luck you can learn something from those two."

As the Commander walked away Matsuda couldn't help but let out a small, weak laugh.

'I'll learn something from those two alright…. 'He thought grimly heading out the door of the base with a tired sigh walking out into the warm night air.

'What have I gotten myself into?'

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