This will be sort situation out of a Hetalia obsessed fangirl whit bit of random story that were created though this situation. SO let begin.

Russia: She doenst own Hetali, luckily.

America: Or McDonald's.

England: Or Sweeney Todd.

me: ... One day...

China: Just dream, aru.

Walking around I passed a advert billboard and stopped. Looking up I saw, "McITALY" hamburger...

*hetalia vision activated*

France and America were talking. Or better Alfred was trying to defend the taste of his burgers.

- Amérique, they arent tasty and will never be.

-Dude, probably nobody expect you has anything tasty.

-Non, Italy has some tasty things, you dont.

So the hero walked away, he will prove that he can make tasty things too. And as the fate wanted Italy was talking whit Japan. If he alone cannot make it then he will take some help! France will be surprised. America grabbed the Italian arm.

-I need you and your skills now!

And the hero pulled the confused pasta loving guy away, leaving a Japan alone. A bit of nose-bleeding Japan alone. Looking around and making sure he was alone, the man pulled a notebook out and began to make a DJ of America and Italy, surprisingly it worked better out then he thought it would. Cleaning the nosebleed away Kiku put the notebook away.

Somewhere else.

-Ve~ That isnt possible.

-Ah, come on! just put it in!

-Ve~ Forget it.

-Dude, then I will put it in!

-Ve~ do that and I will ask Lovino to send you the mafia over.

At that Italy actually opened his eyes, giving I dare you glare at the hero, and closing them again smiling cheerfully.

-Why can we not put your pasta at my burgers!

-You will ruin the pasta. And nobody ruins the pasta~ Even Germany dont put wurst in it.

-But I want to make them more tasty! And you said there is nothing tastier then pasta!

-ve~ paaastaaaa~

America pulled his most cute kicked puppy about to cry face.

-Pleeessee.

-Si. I will help you to make them somewhat tastier, but we dont put pasta in it.

-YEAH!

After some time, America came towards France who was in process of irritating England.

-Yo! The hero is here! And I have something for you!

-Moi?

-Here McITALY!

And on this America pushed the burger in front of France face. His eyes grown bigger and:

-Non! Amérique what have you done! You killed the poor boy and from his meat you made a burger!

Alfred blinked, he looked over at England, who just shacked his head.

-Ignore him git, the frog watched Sweeney Todd, yesterday night.

-Ve~ big brother are you ok?

-Dieu merci, you are alive.

-Of coures he is alive, he just helped out the hero to make a better burger!

*hetalia vision deactivated*

Shaking my head and went on my way.

TN Dieu merci - god thanks.

Amérique -America.

Si- yes

AN Let see what next will be born in my mind~ :D BTW The McITALY is real, I didnt tasted it. If you have tell me if it taste better then the usually MCfood? Or did Itally failed to improve the taste xD.

Thanks for reading~