The Host Club Goes to Konoha!
Chapter 1: The Boys Find Out!
Somewhere in the mountains inside a large log cabin Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Chouji, Shikamaru, Kiba and Shino were having a "Vacation" a "Bachelor Vacation." They have been gone for about a week now.
Neji was leaning on a wall in one of the dark corners with sasuke beside him while naruto lounged on the couch with shikamaru and shino, Kiba chasing akamaru chasing chouji who was protecting his chips were running around the room.
After all the commotion everyone (including sasuke and neji, to their disappointment) were sitting cross-legged on the floor. "Hey did you guys here the news from the godaime?" shikamaru said with his hands behind his head
"No. I haven't heard anything yet. Why, is it important?" Neji said in his cold stoic manner
"HEY WERE HERE ON VACATION! NO WORK REMEMBER!" naruto and kiba shouted in unison both grinning.
"Well its sort off important! Damn so noisy" shikamaru snapped at both of them.
"Well..What is it then?" sasuke feeling a little impatient retorted
"There are going to be visitors" shikamaru replied a bit slurred from "lack" of sleep
"well whats so important about that? We've had countless visitors before from water, wind, fire, sand even sound" naruto said his hand rubbing the back of his head in a confused habit.
"Well see, heres the kicker, they're not ninjas. They're from the "Outside" world" he replied
"WHAT?!?!??!?!" all of them (except shikamaru and shino. Yes even neji and sasuke) screamed all at the same time, then it became a flurry of questions
"What the hell was granny tsunade thinking?" "What's their business here?!" "Who the fucking hell are they anyway?!" Shikamaru sighed impatiently.
"Oh so you knew?" shino said in a calm manner, hands folded on his chest, and everyone turned to look at him, some say he was as smart as shikamaru (if he tried)
"oh you knew too eh? Then you answer all their questions! Its too troublesome" shikamaru said and fell asleep with earplugs
"okay so to answer your questions, 1) the Godaime thought we could earn more money by inviting some "tourists" by the way their paying 50 million per day yen 2) their business here is a vacation wherein they wont get bored and third…well ask shikamaru" shino said all the while looking like he was just saying how the weather was
"sigh fine first of all, their basically harmless except 2 of them who are as strong as any taijutsu user but they cant do jutsus so we have an advantage, they're filthy stinking rich except 1 who they call their "Dog/Commoner/Servant/the Natural/haru-chan etcetera" and what we do need to worry about is they are the most powerful persons in Japan" shikamaru said looking as calm as shino
"if they're basically harmless then no point in worrying!" neji said feeling as impatient as sasuke because of wasting their time and breath
"Oh did I forget? They are all boys, and according to what godaime said "the most handsome and charming boys she has ever met" that was her exact words and they also own a "Host club" so…"
Shikamaru was interrupted by naruto who raised his hand and started talking without shikamaru's permission "Whats a host club?!" He said a little too loudly and everybody thought (except shino and shikamaru) the same exact questions
"Male hosts pour drinks and will often flirt with their clients, more so than their female counterparts. The conversations are generally light-hearted; hosts may have a variety of entertainment skills, be it simple magic tricks or loads of charisma with which to tell a story. Some host clubs have a dedicated stage for a performance, usually a dance, comedy sketch, are often an age between 18 and their mid-20s. They will take a 'stage name' usually taken from a favourite manga, film, or historical figure, and will often describe their character. Men who become hosts either cannot find a white-collar job, or are enticed by the prospect of high earnings through commission" shino said and everyone thought the same thing (Source: Wikipedia)
'Our Girls…' Everyone of them nodded at each other in agreement, they were going back to konoha, early.