A/N: I am back with another fanfiction for "Alice in Wonderland."
I think I'm addicted to it because it's about the only one I write fanfiction for.
I saw Tim Burton's version of it; I give it 3 out 4 for his beautiful imagery of Wonderland and for his vision of the White Queen.
Other than that, I was not blown away by it.
(Sorry, please don't flame me.)
Hope you like this one.
Reviews pleasea!!
[Mad Hatter introduces himself]
I am the Mad Hatter
And I sell hats, all sorts of hats -
Hats of this and hats of that!
What kind did you say?
Tag along and follow my cat.
[Mad Hatter sings]
La lala lala didi di da.
I am the Mad Hatter
And I sell hats
All sorts of hats!
I am the Mad Hatter
And I sell hats
Hats of this
And hats of that!
La lala lala didi di da.
[Mad Hatter stops singing]
We're here my children
Gather close and look around
But please don't make a sound
For you'll wake
The residents of my town.
[A Little Boy points at the hats]
Why does that hat have rabbit ears, Mister Mad Hatter?
And why does that hat have a person inside of it, Mad Hatter?
[Mad Hatter smiles]
[A Little Girl nods in agreement]
Yes Mister Hatter, why does that hat have rabbit ears?
They look like real ones, too!
[Another Little Girl nods in agreement]
Did you tear off the rabbit ears from a rabbit, Mister Hatter?
Because, on our way here, I saw a white rabbit with no ears.
[Cheshire Cat grins]
That depends entirely on which white rabbit you're talking about.
[A Little Girl stares at the Cheshire Cat]
He can talk.
[Mad Hatter bows]
Of course, my dear.
All Wonderland creatures
Can talk I'm sure.
[Another Little Boy pulls Mad Hatter's cloak]
Mister Mad Hatter, how come that hat over there has a little boy's face on it?
And why is it so red? That little boy looks like he is hurting.
[Mad Hatter pats Little Boy's head]
Don't worry, little boy
That little boy you see there
Feels no pain once he's here.
Trust me, my dear
I take very good care of them, those boys.
Why, I treat them as my toys.
[Cheshire Cat grins and disappears]
[Little Boy grins and wipes snot off his nose using his shirt]
Okay, Mister Mad Hatter, if you say so.
[Mad Hatter looks around]
Now then, children, get ready
For the best part of the tour
Is right through this door
Single file line
And you shall start to explore
[Cheshire Cat, children, then Mad Hatter goes through the door]
[The door closes]