Drunk, Random Chaos!
The story without a point!Just straight up random drunk-character actions, so yes, there is plenty of OOCness
Jiraya:OMG, unlimited bottles of perfume!
Konohamaru: I AM DE DJ FROM ABOVE! I NEED SOME NEW TRACKS WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWO!
Sarutobi (Third Hokage) DON'T GO BUNNY, I LOVE YOU! I'm sorry I filled your room with fire filled eggshells. I made you your favorite! Whale with tuna and plenty of CARBS!
Kakashi in a high pich: WE ARE THE HOT GODS OF CARDGAMES! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!
Kankuro: Did you hear? Godzilla is on a city rampage! I'm going to team up with him! SCREW YOU ORCHIMARU! Bwuahahahaha!
Deidera just captured a bunny. :I shall call you SQUISHY, AND HE SHALL BE MINE!
Demon Sasuke: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ITS 5:30! I'm late for the school ball! I shall be down in 10 minutes Sakura!
Kiba: To whoever challenged me to an eat-off, YOUR ON!
Itachi in a chipmunk voice: Hey! Cursing is stupid! I like curvy women! And Pokemon doing the Caramel Dansen. GO PIKACCCCCHHHHHHUUUUUUUU!
Hinata in a giddy voice: Hi dudes, whatchya doin? I like cookies! Teeheeheeheehee!
Orochimaru acting like a mom to Sasuke after a big fight: Are you ok? Where were you hurt? I just joined the Police of Happiness and Cookies, here, let me update your curse mark so you can be happy and love cookies.
Iruka to Naruto: I don't like you! I like my roomate! We play with GUNS!
Rock Lee: Hey guess what! Ichiraku has a new Ramen! LET'S GO!
Shino to Kiba: There are many things wrong with you, First of all your dog food needs more flavor to it! Hahahaha!
Sasori with a Chinese accent: You have ate my Pokemon cards, I will let you live a little longer, but then I shall kill you! Teheeheeheehee!
Kisame: Watching Nikolodean is FUN!
Gai: This world has nothing in it!
Naruto in a high pich: Oooooh! Ramen is youthful! When will we get more?
Hidan: Oooh you are a good leader! Holy you, Pikachu!
Gaara: I made a book! I like writing and swimming and playing
Chiyo: There is chicken in my hair! Hahahaha
Ino: BLOOOD BLOOD I GOT TO HAVE IT!
Shizune: It's fun to do paper work!
Deidera: I wanna start a food fight! In the great city ot KONOHA!
Sasuke: If you are not a beautiful girl, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Madara in a high pich: I could be DANCING today, but No! I'm instead hoping cow girls don't exist!
Hidan: No! WE'RE BURNING! HOT HOT HOT HOOOOTTTTTTTTT!
Minato (4th Hokage): Where are we going to act like crazy dogs today?
Kabuto: Come up to the mountain baby!
Pein: My eyes are shielded by the sun with these cool looking sunglasses!
Jiraya sounding like a fat guy: Screw this club, I am going to a girl freak show at a monkey bath!
Tobi:Come to the movies with me! Afterwards my maid is taking all of us to play pizza/cookie tag!
Sasuke:Yeahhhh! Today is my first day surfing! Yeah!
Itachi: Were going to play catch with my car's dash board yeah?
Shizune: Super Fire Butt-Kicking Team Awsome Force Go!
Chapter 1 End! But don't worry, theres plenty more where that came from!