I'll be honest, this was a very fun story to write. I feel as though it is a bit short though, oh well /

Rating: T for language

Disclaimer: I don't own it, but someday when they're not looking...

Spoilers: None what so ever! For both the anime and the manga! This does take place in the Anime by the way, basically anytime you want it to.

Among the Sohma family there were definitely many secrets, but there were also many different dangers in the family as well. This story is expressing probably the most dangerous thing that could happen in the Sohma family.

Worse then if Haru turned black.

Worse then if you went walking through the Jungle with Kisa.

Worse then Akito on crack. (Although at the right times it could be amusing…)

Oh no, this was far worse.

Shigure was bored.

Yes that's right Shigure was bored, and when he's bored bad things happen. To make matters worse he was bored dangerously close to April fool's day. Not good.

So what was this poor man to do as deadlines slowed down and the days began to drag on? Watching Yuki and Kyo fight was growing tedious, even if he did throw in a few obnoxious comments to get them all worked up. Teasing Tohru was just downright dull seeing as she never got his jokes and the only person who got riled up was Yuki and Kyo which he was used to seeing.

The question came back to him. What could this man do on the day of opportunities? Shigure's thoughts were interrupted by a large thump right outside his office. Shigure hoped nothing was broken as he rushed out of his office to see Kyo face first on the ground and Yuki's leg being stuck out on the top of the stairs. It was obvious what had happened.

"DAMN RAT! THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT!" Kyo shouted getting on his feet.

"How so?" Yuki asked smirking. "Because I kicked you while your guard was down? I was just trying to get to breakfast when you started yelling."

"I uh… SHUT UP!"

"Idiot."

"What was that?" Kyo said dangerously.

"I-DI-OT" Yuki repeated sounding it out.

"I'LL POUND YOU!" Kyo charged at him.

"No please! Stop fighting! Let's try and have a good day today, okay?" Tohru said frantic. Kyo's scowl didn't leave his lips but he put his arms down.

"I'm not gonna have a good day if he's here." Kyo mumbled heading into the kitchen. Yuki just rolled his eyes and followed him into the kitchen. Tohru sighed, unaware Shigure as still observing the entire scene from his office door.

"It would be so much easier if those two would get along." Tohru said sadly and then headed into the kitchen herself.

"Well it would certainly make life more interesting." Shigure mumbled and laughed at the thought. That's when it hit him. Like a baseball square in the forehead from when those damn kids broke his window. Shigure smirked evilly and began to type something on his computer. Besides you have to make your own fun in this world, right?

Dun DUN dun, well this is true with any of my stories. I will write them out fully and then based on how many reviews I get is how long I will wait to put up the next chapter, so if you like it, review it!