Mine is better!

by XxXZoralisWalkerXxX

This is my first fanfiction,so please,don't judge me.Hope all of you like it!

Lavi:I know that mine is better.

Allen:Yours?!Mine is harier,so mine is better!

Lavi:Mine is longer!

Allen:I'm gonna tell you a secret.I have two,and one of them is bigger.

Lavi:Liar!

Allen:How do you know if I'm a liar?!

Lavi:Because I saw it!

Allen:Nooooooooo!!!!!How dare you look at my secret?!

Lavi:I had to do it!I..I…I DARED MYSELF!!!

Allen:You monster!

Lavi:But still,I win,because I have three!

Allen:T…three?

Lavi:Yup!

Allen and Lavi:MINE IS BETTER!!!!

Kanda:STOP SCREAMING AROUND ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DOGS!!

Lavi:My dogs aren't fucking!Let me tell you that my dogs haven't fucked other dogs for three days.

Kanda:Idiots…