Daryl Dixon was just standing around doing Daryl Dixon things, making thousands of women hot and bothered. Then suddenly a bright flash surprised him and he fell on his back, looking at the light with a quizzical look. Looking to his right he saw Rick Grimes nearby running over to him, but it was too late.
Daryl was forcefully and quickly pulled into the bright light while Rick screamed about stuff and thangs. Daryl didn't have a chance to grunt back at him in response before he was completely engulfed by the light. White was all Daryl could see.
After exactly 28.37 seconds he was thrown out of the whiteness into the middle of a road. Looking around he saw buildings surrounding him on all sides, and a bright sun in the sky. The sound of gunfire could be heard nearby along with the sound of voices.
Grabbing his crossbow, he slowly made his way towards the voices, crouching the entire way. Standing at the corner of an archway he peeked his head around the corner and saw a large man wearing some kind of armor holding what appeared to be a large see-through shield standing next to a limousine.
"JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!" A woman's voice shouted causing Daryl to look up and see a figure raining down dozens of missiles at the large man, breaking his shield and then killing him.
Daryl stared in awe as a woman suddenly appeared out of nowhere and proclaimed that she was 'taking the point'. Moments later a woman wearing some kind of angel wings flew in and began spraying the other woman with some kind of yellow substance. A bullet whizzed by his head missing him by 2.345684 millimeters causing him to pull his head back around the corner.
Quickly scanning his surroundings, he spotted another woman a far way off on a walkway. Sprinting as fast as he could he got behind another wall blocking the woman's line of sight.
"Personne n'échappe à mon regard." A woman's voice was heard saying.
Daryl was extremely fucking confused by what was happening, and didn't know what to do next. So he did the only logical thing and peeked around the corner to take a shot at the sniper, but was immediately shot in the chest. Lying on the ground bleeding out the world began to get white.
But then he felt… something. Something good. Something that was healing him, almost as if his guardian angel had stepped in to save him from fate. Rolling his head around he spotted the woman with angel wings from earlier spraying him with the same yellow substance she used on the appearing woman.
After a few seconds he chest was now bullet-free and no longer bleeding. He also felt about 10 years younger. Sitting up he clutched his chest before getting shot in the head and dying by the same sniper.
