"SpongeBob. SpongeBob! Get over here!" yells out Mr. Krabbs.
"Yes, Mr. Krabbs." Replies SpongeBob.
"Look at those people over there, the ones setting up that stand, who are they and what are they doing in my restaurant if they aren't eating?"
"I don't know Mr. Krabbs, I'll go ask them."
SpongeBob walks up to two green fish in suits, setting up a stand that has 'Sign up Here for Surviving the Unsurvivable' painted on it.
"Hiya!" say SpongeBob.
"Hello, how may we help you."
"Umm… That is usually my line here at the Krusty Krabb."
"So it is."
"Yes, so watcha doin' here with that stand?"
"This is where you can sign up for the television show 'Surviving the Unsurvivable: Tropic Reef. Or the SS for short."
"Oh cool!"
"Yes."
"How much does it cost?"
"It's free."
"Cool, how do I sign up?"
"By filling out these forms."
"Okay!"
SpongeBob filled out these forms that asked his name, phone number, street address, and social security number. He filled out one for himself, and one for Patrick, Sandy, Squidward and one for Mr. Krabbs.
"In two weeks we will draw twenty names from this box, and then call the winners that will be participating on the show."
"Okay, thanks!"
SpongeBob runs home and tells Patrick about the show, then he runs to Sandy's house to tell her.
"Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, SANDY!"
"Hi SpongeBob!"
"Hey Sandy, I signed all us up for the SS!"
"What! Those people are bad! You need to stay away from them! I thought they were arrested when they surrendered!"
"Sandy?!? What are you talking about?"
"Hitler's body guards! What are you talking about?"
"A TV show that I signed us up for."
"Oh, now you tell me, what is the SS?"
"The TV show."
"Okay, what does it stand for."
"Surviving the…"
"Surviving the what."
"I forgot…"
"Oh darn."
"I need to go tell Squidward about this."
"Bye SpongeBob."
"Bye Sandy!"
Knock knock.
"Who is it and what do you want?" called Squidward from his house.
'Squidward is never nice to me, why should I tell him, he will just laugh in my face, call me a dork, and slam the door on me! I do all these things for him and I have never heard one 'thank you'. I'm not going to tell him! The stupid squid.' Thinks SpongeBob.
SpongeBob walks back to the Krusty Krabb to tell Mr. Krabbs.
"Hey, Mr. Krabbs! Guess what!"
"You don't want your pay check and want me to have it?!?"
"No, but I signed us up for a TV show!"
"I'm not going, I have a business to run. I have to make a living somehow."
"But on this show you can win one million dollars!"
"W-wh-w-what?" said Mr. Krabbs drooling.
"Yeah, a million dollars."
"Okay, I'll go."
"Two weeks later." Says the narrator.
Ring. Ring.
"Hello?" SpongeBob asks when he picks up the phone.
"Yes, is this SquareBob Spongepants?"
"Umm… It's SpongeBob Spuarepants."
"Who cares, I'm just calling to tell you that you, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, Squidward Tentacles, and a Mr. Krabbs are going to be on the SS TV show."
"Oh my goodness! Yes! Yes! Yes!"
"Yeah, you and your friends meet the producer at one o'clock tomorrow, at the air port. Congrats, blah blah blah, have fun on the show, blah, bye. Oh yeah, you can bring one item of your choice."
"I have to go tell everyone! This is so cool!"
To be continued…