Jasper and the "shocky-thingy"!!!
This story placed in the future, when the Cullen/Hales move back to Forks. A teacher, named Mrs. Baltes, has a seating chart og the future, where there are names and pictures of the students' faces, ande when she taps on someone on the chart, then that chair, with the person in that seat, gets electrocuted!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Ha!!! I own Twilight!!!
Jasper: No you don't-Stephenie Meyer does!!!
Me: Yes I do!!! No she doesn't!!!
Jasper: *Growls intimidatingly*
Me: FINE!!! I own nothing!!! HAPPY NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jasper: well...not really...
One day, in Mrs. Baltes' 7th period English class, a certain Jasper Hale wasn't paying attention. So…Mrs. Baltes just tapped very lightly on the chart, on his picture, just to give him a little shock, but nothing too serious, whatsoever. But, Jasper,
being a vampire and all that crap, doesn't feel a thing. So, after about 5-10 minutes of slowly turning up the "shocky-thingy", she turned it up onto maximum high, and starts pounding on it. But, she accidentally hits the boy that is sitting next to Jasper,
Mike Newton Jr., who fell unconscious from how high the shock was. After that, Mrs. Baltes still doesn't give up, so she just keeps pounding on it, until it just finally broke, and she got electrocuted, and went out cold. And, Jasper still wasn't paying
attention. And they all lived happily ever after…except for Mrs. Baltes…*laughs evilly*
A/N: sorry that this was so short...this is my first ever fan fic!!! R&R PLEASE!!! I LOVE YOUR REVIEWS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE JASPER!!!