It was a beautiful sunny day in Pallet Town, Hunter was ready to go when all of a sudden...
Ash: NOT SO FAST HUNTER! I'M GONNA BEAT YOU IN A POKEMON BATTLE TO RAISE MY SELF-ESTEEM...WHICH IS REALLY LOW!!!
Hunter: dude, I never knew you were so emo...
Ash: THIS IS WHY I TALK LIKE THIS! IT MAKES ME FEEL MANLY!
Brock: Which he is not!
Ash: WTF BROCK STFU AND GTFO!
Misty: Whoa Ash, since when did you become so rude?
Ash: EVER SINCE I SAW YOU, NOW HUNTER! LETS DO THIS!
Hunter: Sure why not? Go Arcanine!
Arcanine: Arca...NINE!!!
Ash: OH PLEASE I CAN SO TOTALLY BEAT THAT, GO BULBASAUR!
Bulbasaur: Bulba!
Hunter: ............
Arcanine: .............nine?
Hunter: your serious...your using BULBASAUR against ARCANINE?!?!
Ash: STFU! BULBASAUR USE VINE WHIP!
Bulbasaur: Bulba! *hits arcanine with its vines*
IcyDemon (me) : it's not very effective!
Brock, Misty and Hunter: What the –
Ash: GOD DAMMIT MAN, WHY IS IT NOT VERY EFFECTIVE!?!?! THOSE ARE VINES! VINES! V-I-N-E-Z! VINES!
Hunter: not only is he emo...but he has bad spelling too? Anyways my turn, Arcanine use Fire Fang!
Arcanine: Arca! *bites bulbasaur with its fangs on fire*
IcyDemon (me) : super effective!
Ash: BULBASAUR! WHAT THE HELL?!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE WEAK AGAINST FIRE TYPES?!?!?!
Hunter: ummm...isn't it obvious? I mean, if bulbasaur's vine whip wasn't effective against my arcanine, what makes you think that fire fang isn't effective against bulbasaur?
Ash: WHY DON'T YOU GO SMOKE MAH POLE!
Brock: Ummm...dude, that's just wrong man...WRONG!
Misty: Yeah..I have to agree with brock on this one Ash...
Ash: SHUT UP YOU SKANKY HOE! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING EXCEPT ON HOW TO BUY SHOES! AND COOK!
Hunter: umm, enough with the sexist comments and let's get back to the fight!
Ash: BULBASAUR! USE RAZ0R L3AF!
Bulbasaur: Bul...ba...sau...rrrr...*faints*
Ash: .....GOD DAMMIT! RETURN! ....GO! BLASTOISE!
Blaistoise: BBBBLLLLASSSSTTTT!!!
Hunter: Uh oh...return arcanine! Go! Pikachu!
Pikachu: Piika pika!
Ash: OH PLEASE! BLASTOISE! USE ICE PUNCH!
Blastoise: Blas...TOISE!!! *punches Pikachu with a fist covered in ice*
Pikachu: Pika! *falls onto the floor*
Ash: HA HA HA! YOUR PIKACHU IS PATHETIC AGAINST MY BLASTOISE!
Hunter: Pikachu are you alright?
Pikachu: Pii....kaa...chu!
Hunter: All right! Use charge!
Pikachu: Piiii....KAAA!!! *charges up with electricity*
Ash: OH PLEASE! MY SPAMMING OF CAPS LOCK IS GONNA WIN! BLASTOISE USE HYDRO PUMP!
Blastoise: *aims cannons at Pikachu* blasss...TOISE!!! *shoots water at Pikachu*
Pikachu *dodges the attack with a backflip*
Ash: GOD DAMMIT BLASTOISE! YOUR ACCURACY SUCKS! YOU SUCK AT LIFE!
Blastoise: blas...toise...
Hunter: Pikachu! Finish this off with discharge!
Pikachu: PPIIIIKKKKAAAAAACCCHHHUUUUUU!!!!! *releases electricity which causes blastoise to faint immediately*
Ash: WHHHHYYYYY??!!?!?! RETURN! GO SNORLAX AND LAPRAS!
Hunter: wait?!?! What the hell? Why are you using two pokemon?
Ash: BECAUSE I LIKE IT! LAPRAS USE ICE BEAM! SNORLAX USE FIRE PUNCH!
Lapras: La...Pras! *shoots an ice beam at Pikachu*
Pikachu: pika! *body gets frozen by the ice beam*
Snorlax: Snor...LAX!!! *punches Pikachu with a fist of fire*
Pikachu: Pi...kaaaaa...*faints*
Ash: OH MY GAWD! I DID IT! I BEAT YOUR POKEMON! IN YOUR FACE!
Hunter: Ack...Pikachu...return, you deserve a nice rest! I choose you! Aggron and Lucario!
Aggron: AGGRONNNN!!!
Lucario: I'm gonna kick your ass! I mean uhhh...Lucario!
Ash: HEY YOUR CHEATING! YOU CAN'T USE TWO POKEMON AT...AT...UHHH....
Brock: the same time??
Ash: YEAH!
Hunter: YOUR USING TWO POKEMON YOU RETARD! LUCARIO USE THUNDER PUNCH ON LAPRAS, AGGRON USE CROSS CHOP ON SNORLAX!
Lucario: TAKE THIS BIATCH! *punches Lapras with a thunder punch, lapras faints immediately*
Aggron: AGGG...RRROOONNN!!! *chops snorlax into submission, snorlax faints immediately too*
Ash: OMGWTFBBQ! I NEED TO CALL APON MY TWO BEST POKEMON! GO 1337KACHU AND 1337ZARD!
1337KACHU: 1337! 1337!
1337ZARD: 1337 1337!
Hunter: What the fuck? How'd you...never mind, Lucario, use earth power on 1337kachu! Aggron! Use stone edge on 1337zard!
Lucario: TASTE THIS!!! *earth power immediately hits 1337KACHU, but 1337KACHU doesn't faint!*
Lucario: say WWWHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTT!
Aggron: AGGGGRRRRROOOOOONNNN!!! *throws sharp stones at 1337ZARD, but 1337ZARD doesn't faint!*
Aggron: Agg?
Ash: MWAHAHAHAHA A PURE WASTE OF TIME! 1337KACHU! USE 1337BOLT! 1337ZARD! USE 1337THROWER!
1337KACHU: 1337...KAAA!!! *a thunder bolt...ermm....1337 bolt, strikes 1337ZARD, causing him to faint immediately while 1337ZARD used 1337THOWER at 1337KACHU, causing him to faint as well*
Hunter: HA HA!! I WIN!!!
Ash: GOD DAMMIT! MY POKEMON SUCK! WELL...AT LEAST I KNOW I CAN KILL YOU! *charges towards Hunter with a switchknife*
Brock and Misty: Be careful Hunter!
IcyDemon (me): *jumps from above to the floor* what the hell is going on in my story? What the hell is this? ASH!!! YOU ARE USING ILLEGAL WEAPONS IN A POKEMON BATTLE!?! This is unacceptable! THIS CALLS FOR DA BAN HAMMA!!!!
Chorus: *starts to sing*
IcyDemon (me): *picks up the ban hamma* NOW YOU MUST BE BANNED!!!! *slams ban hamma at ash*
Ash: NOOOOO I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVER CHEATING IN THIS STORY AGAIN!!!! BUT I WILL BE BA-
Hunter: No you won't bye!
Ash: GOD DAMMIIIIIiiiiiiiii.........
IcyDemon: well now that that is over, you guys continue along with your plan or something, i'm gonna get a drink *flies back up*
Misty: ......o.o
Brock: ......o.o
Hunter: oooo....kay....now what?
Misty: I never knew you were that powerful...and sexy!
Ash's voice from nowhere: YOU SLUT!!!
Hunter: ha, there's many other things you don't know about me!
Brock: Ooooooohhhh! I wanna see!
Hunter and Misty: o.O
Brock: ....wat?
THE END!!!
Author's notes: Review! Or I will ban you all with my ban hamma!