Nordic Nighttime Derp-fest

A.N.: This is the result of five middle school girls, one room, and the idea of Hetalia. :3 Nothing is owned by me, this is based off of a role play my friends and I did :3 (HINT HINT I was Norway :3) This is from My(Norway's) PoV. WARNING!: "French" Finland, somewhat rape, and cursing. enjoy~!

"Oni-chan, Finland's scaring me!" My Icelandic little brother yelled from the other side of the bathroom door.
"What's he doing?" I called back.
"He's attacking Denmark!" My eyes flashed up from towel in my hands, and I glared at my reflection until a purple aura surrounded me. I threw open the bathroom door and stomped out to find MY Denmark making out with Finland.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!" I glared at the blonde couple kissing on Denmark's bed.
Sealand poked his head up from underneath the blankets on his bed.
"Y-you… BASTARD! Both of you! YOU," I pointed at Finland, "You have Sweden! So why do I find you making out with MY Denmark?" I didn't wait for an answer, I just continued ranting. "And YOU," I pointed to Denmark. I felt the tears sting the back of my eyes before obscuring my vision, "I thought you loved me…" My voice decreased in volume as my anger was replaced with sadness. I had been cheated on.

"Oh, relax! I left Sealand for you!" I glared at the Finnish slut.
"Uh huh!" Sealand jumped up and hugged my leg.
"Why in HELL would I want a CHILD?" I glared at the Finnish.
Finland started walking over to me. "Unless you're jealous that Dan's getting all the love~" I shoved the "innocent" little slut away from me before joining my little Icelandic brother on his bed. "Stay away from me and my little brother, you slut," I spat through my teeth at the Finnish on the ground.
Finland got up and came over to me. He shoved me down onto the bed and sat on me. I was not happy.
Suddenly, little Iceland spoke up, "I claim big brother Norge!"
Finland stared at him before getting off of me and going to rape Sealand.
"Are you going to do to me what Finland did to you, big brother?" Ice-kun looked at me with what looked like…. Hope.
"Nope! Not even in Hell!" I shoved Iceland onto the bed and tucked him under the blankets.
Finland was STILL ruining poor Sealand's innocence.
"SHUT UP, WILL YOU?" I yelled at the blondes. Denmark had already fallen asleep.
"Pssht. You're no fun…" The Finnish smirked at me before getting on his respectable side of the bed, and fell asleep. Sealand was already out.
I pulled the blankets over myself before falling asleep as well.

the end.

A.N.2: Did you enjoy? I hope so Yeah… It probably wasn't all that good, but I tried. They all slept in one room, and the sleeping arrangements were; Iceland&Norway in one bed, Finland&Sealand in another bed, and Denmark got a bed to herself because she tends to kick in her sleep Yes. We are all girls. We referring to the roleplayers who inspired this.