My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: Griffon the Brush Off
A/N: Surprise! I've decided to start posting the next story today instead of next week in order to answer some questions that I've gotten in the reviews. So, in terms of my movie job, I can't say which movie theater chain that I work at, only that it is in Utah and it's known as a first-run theater. I try not to reveal too much personal information, but I can say that my job is being an Usher, which means that I help clean the theaters after each showing, keep the hallways, lobby, and women's restrooms clean, and I even stand at podium to rip tickets and direct the guests, we don't call them customers, to the correct theaters.
It shouldn't be too surprising that I have a job with my Autism and I know plenty of people who have different kinds of disabilities who also have paying jobs thanks to the American Disability Act. So, it's been suggested to me that I should have Timon and Pumbaa show up, and I can confirm that I will be using that suggestion, along with another suggestion of having Discord use Sunrise Blossom and her potions to cause chaos in Ponyville, in the Season 2 premiere, which I'm currently working on writing. You see, as of yesterday, I finished writing the Season 1 stories, and I am working on Season 2. Now, on with the story!
Read, review, and enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from My Little Pony: Magic is Friendship. I just own any and all characters that I just happen create.
CHAPTER ONE: PINKIE PIE AND PRANKS!
It was another sunny day in Ponyville and Twilight Sparkle and Sunrise Blossom were at the park to do some reading…well, they were trying to read, but it was difficult with Pinkie Pie bouncing around, talking about a performance that Rainbow Dash had done some time ago, and she was uber excited.
"Hoof-biting action overload!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed excitedly. "She was like a stunt superstar, flying higher and higher, and then Rainbow Dash swooped down – swoosh – and right before she hit the ground – shoom – she pulled up – vrrrmmm!"
"Uh-huh," said the twins, staring at their books and hoping that their hyper friend would get the hint.
"And then she looped around and around like whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo!" And after that last "whoo", Pinkie Pie fell backwards on the ground with a happy smile. She then saw Rainbow Dash fly by, and she quickly got back onto her hoofs and raced after the blue pegasus. "Rainbow Dash!"
Twilight Sparkle and Sunrise Blossom watched her go and they both sighed in relief. "Phew." They then turned the pages in their books and they resumed reading.
Rainbow Dash was flying over the ground when she heard Pinkie Pie's voice from below. "Rainbow Dash!"
Spotting her hyper friend bouncing along the path after her, Rainbow Dash grunted in annoyance. "Pinkie Pie? Not again." And she flew faster.
Seeing this, Pinkie Pie increased her own bouncing and continued after her friend. "Rainbow Dash."
"Not now, Pinkie Pie," said the blue pegasus, increasing her speed.
"But, but Rainbow Dash-" Pinkie Pie said, trying to keep up with her fast friend.
Rainbow Dash refused to stop. "I'm in the middle of something."
"But-" said Pinkie Pie, her voice filling with alarm.
"I said not now-" Rainbow Dash began to say- WHAM!- and she ended up slamming into the side of a nearby mountain. Groaning, she fell to the ground.
Pinkie Pie arrived and looked down at her dazed friend. "I was gonna tell you to look out for that mountain." And the blue pegasus just grumbled something in response.
A few days later, Pinkie Pie was humming as she bounced through town. Up on a cloud, Rainbow Dash was napping, but she was woken up by the humming and immediately stuffed bits of clouds into her ears to block on the noise. When that didn't work, she stuffed her head into the cloud instead.
Pinkie Pie reached a flower cart that a few ponies were gathered around. "Hi, I'm looking for Rainbow Dash. Have you seen her?" she asked and, hearing this, said blue pegasus quickly began digging a hole in the cloud so that she could hide. "Hi there, have you seen Rainbow Dash?" Pinkie Pie asked other ponies, and when they didn't know, she approached Twilight Sparkle, who was about to enter the book store. "Okay, thanks anyway. Twilight, have you seen Rainbow Dash anywhere?"
"Isn't she right up there?" Twilight Sparkle asked, pointing to the cloud, where the blue pegasus froze when they saw her, and then she quickly flew away.
"Rainbow Dash," Pinkie Pie called out as she went bouncing after her friend.
Rainbow Dash flew out of town and kept flying until she reached Sweet Apple Acres. She landed behind the barn and peered around it. When she didn't see the pink pony she sighed with relief. "Phew. That was close."
Pinkie Pie, however, came up behind her with a cheerful smile. "Hi!"
"Aah!" Rainbow Dash screamed and flew away once again.
Returning to town, Rainbow Dash flew to the library and hid her self among the leaves and branches. She was panting and was certain she'd lost the pink pony until she realized that she was sitting on something that definitely wasn't a branch, and she looked down to see that she was sitting on top of the pink pony's head.
"Hi again," said Pinkie Pie cheerfully.
"Aah!" Rainbow Dash screamed and flew out of the tree.
Flying as fast as she could, Rainbow Dash flew into the hills to find a hiding place. A few moments later, Pinkie Pie bounced along the trail and into the hills. Once she was out of sight, Rainbow Dash poked her head out from behind the cloud that she'd really been hiding behind, and flew down to stand next to the lake, positive that she'd lost the crazy pink pony.
Just then, Pinkie Pie rose out of the water, wearing scuba gear, and spit out the mouth piece. "Pfeh. I need a favor, Rainbow Dash," she requested.
Rainbow Dash leapt into the air to fly away. "Waaa – oh, forget it," she grumbled and plopped back on the ground, resigned to her fate.
"I totally promise it'll be totally fun," Pinkie Pie promised.
Rainbow Dash sighed. "Okay."
Thirty minutes later, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were outside town hall, where the pink pony was having the blue pegasus position a white cloud above the doors. "Over to the right. No no, a little to the left. Oh wait, back to the right. Now a little leftish while staying rightly. Stop. Hmm. Maybe a few inches to the south. Now a couple centimeters north. Okay. One more smidgimeter to the-"
"Pinkie Pie!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
"Uh, I mean, perfect," said Pinkie Pie. "Now wait for my signal." And she went to the window, spotting Spike inside a room, where he was gathering scrolls while humming. She duck behind the doors when the baby dragon opened them and walked outside, carrying the small pile of scrolls, still humming. She then nodded to the blue pegasus, who slammed her high hoofs into the cloud and out came a loud clap of thunder.
"D-aah!" Spike yelped and the scrolls went flying across the ground. Moments later, he began hiccuping.
Pinkie Pie laughed so hard that she went rolling across the porch. "Oh Rainbow Dash, we startled Spike into getting the hiccups." And Rainbow Dash chuckled since it was a good prank.
Spike also chuckled despite the hiccups. "Good one, Pinkie" he said between the hiccups "Pie – You're always pulling a fast one – on me." He then picked up a scroll and a hiccup resulted in it being burnt up and sent away. "Nnaa-"
"Oh no, you're not hurt are you?" Pinkie Pie asked, concerned.
The baby dragon shook his head and went to work on gathering the remaining scrolls. "Ne – eh, don't be – silly, dragons are – fire-proof." And while that was true, his hiccups were resulting in the scrolls being burnt up.
"Oh, okay, good," said Pinkie Pie, relieved, and then she and Rainbow Dash both burst out laughing.
Spike managed to gather up some of the scrolls, only to have them get burnt when he was hit with another hiccup. "I wish the same thing – were true with scrolls."
Over in Canterlot, Princess Celestia was in her study, going through some paperwork when a scroll suddenly appeared ,and it was soon followed by a flood of scrolls that left her buried.
Back in Ponyville, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were still laughing while Spike's attempts to gather the scrolls resulted in them all being sent away by his magical fire every time he hiccuped.
"Have you ever seen anything more hilarious?" Pinkie Pie gasped since she'd been laughing so hard.
Rainbow Dash glanced at the cloud and smirked. "I can think of one thing." And she kicked the cloud, which let another another clap of thunder and bolt of lightning.
"Aah!" the pink pony shrieked and then she began hiccuping. Through the hiccups, she giggled. "Now – I – have – hiccups!"
Chuckling, Rainbow Dash flew down and landed next to her hiccuping friend. "I didn't take you for a prankster, Pinkie Pie," she commented.
"Are you – kidding?" Pinkie Pie asked through her hiccuping. "I love to pull pranks. It's all – in good fun, and Pinkie Pie lo – oves to have – fun!"
"You know Pinkie Pie, you're not as annoying as I thought," the blue pegasus complimented, and Pinkie Pie beamed as she kept hiccuping. "You wanna hang out?" she offered.
Pinkie Pie opened her mouth to answer and the hiccups caused her to bounce all over the place. "That'd be – I'd really – When do – I mean – When would you-"
Rainbow Dash managed to catch her and covered her mouth with her hoof. "A simple nod would do."
Pinkie Pie immediately nodded. "Mmm-hmm."
Once Pinkie Pie had recovered from the hiccups, she and Rainbow Dash went shopping at the joke shop for supplies, and they went off to start their pranking spree. Their first stop was at Carousel Boutique, where they sprinkled some pink powder on a vase of flowers, rang the doorbell, and then retreated behind some bushes to see what would happen.
"Is she even home?" Rainbow Dash whispered.
"I don't know," Pinkie Pie whispered back. "This is gonna be gold."
Just then, the door opened and Rarity stepped outside, and Rainbow Dash snickered. "There she is."
Rarity noticed the flowers and bent down to smell them. "Ooo." Moments later, she began sneezing with a small amount of the pink powder on her nose. She managed to brush off the powder when Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, who were laughing, came out of hiding with a blue container that had "sneezing powder" written on the side, and she smiled, shaking her head as Rainbow Dash dropped the container and flew off. Pinkie Pie, however, caught a whiff of the sneezing powder and sneezed herself out of sight. 'Oh those two.'
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash snuck into the library, changed the contents of the inkwell, and then duck outside to watch as Twilight Sparkle trotted over to make a note before testing a potion, and when she turned back to the parchment, it was completely blank! "Hmm?" she wondered, cringing when the potion went boom, and then she saw the blue pegasus and the pink pony outside the window.
They both were laughing hysterically and had a blue pot marked "disappearing ink" with them as they ran off. Twilight Sparkle chuckled at the prank and went to get some regular ink before getting back to work.
Over at Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack exited the barn with her apple cart and she gasped with horror. "Land sakes!" On the nearest apple trees, the apple were all different colors! When she went to collect some of the affected apples, she heard snickering and turned to see Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, who were armed with paint and paintbrushes.
Enraged, she threw the color apples at the duo, who fled while laughing, and one of the apples landed in the water barrel with a splash. Applejack went to retrieve the apple when it floated to the surface and she saw that the paint had washed off. She chuckled, realizing that they'd used washable paint.
Returning to town, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie snuck into the Apothecary, where they switched out one of the ingredient bottles while Sunrise Blossom's back was turn, and retreated outside so they could watch through the window. Unaware of the switch, Sunrise Blossom went to the counter to finish preparing a brand new shampoo she'd invented for the spa, and she magically picked up the bottle, adding some of the contents to the pot.
Seconds later, there was an explosion followed by a puff of greenish smoke, and Sunrise Blossom stood there, blinking with a surprised expression and then she saw her reflection: her face was covered with soot, her mane was standing straight up, and it was now pink/yellow colored. "What the-?" she began when she heard the hysterical laugher.
Going to the window, Sunrise Blossom saw Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie rolling around on the ground, laughing so hard that they could barely breath. 'Darn those two and their prank,' she thought, amused as she went back to clean herself up and get her mane back to normal.
Some time later, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash went down to the twin lakes, where they set up a squeaky toy shaped like turtle, and retreated behind some bushes on the opposite side. While Pinkie Pie was armed with the device that would set off the toy, Rainbow Dash was keeping watch through a telescope, and she snickered when she saw Fluttershy arrive to feed the fishes and noticed the toy.
"Is somepony over there?" Pinkie Pie asked, her voice slightly garbled by the device in her mouth. "Who're we gonna squirt? Who're we gonna squirt?"
Rainbow Dash chuckled. "Fluttershy."
"WHAT?" the pink pony yelped, spitting out the device. "Nononononono, we can't prank Fluttershy, I mean, she's so sensitive," she protested, refusing to cross that line. "It'll hurt her feelings, even our most harmless prank."
"Yeah, you're right," Rainbow Dash agreed and blew a raspberry in frustration and looked away from the telescope to her friend. "Huh. We need another victim who's made of tougher stuff," she decided. "So, who's it gonna be?"
Pinkie Pie, who'd been fight back a laugh, chuckled. "Oh, I've got somepny in mind." She chuckled again. "The toughest around."
"Oh, awesome. Who? Who?" the blue pegasus asked eagerly. "Do I know them?"
Pinkie Pie was giggling by this point. "Oh, yes," she confirmed, still giggling as she pointed to the water. "You're very close."
Rainbow Dash peered at the water and saw her reflection, which revealed that one of her eyes had a black circle around it thanks to the ink that the pink pony had applied to the eyepiece on the telescope earlier, and she chuckled. "Good one, Pinkie Pie." And they both laughed while Fluttershy went over to the fake toy turtle and poked it with one hoof with a perplexed expression as it let out a squeak and the head flopped to one side. "Ridiculous."
A/N: I hope you all enjoy the pranks. ;) R&R everyone!