CHAPTER 1

It was midnight and Fionna and Cake sat on the couch in their awesome treehouse. Fionna was playing Beemo and Cake sat practicing her Violin. "Hey Cake, any idea when Marshall Lee is gonna come? We were going to chase wolves up near the lake. And sorry Beemo but you're getting kinda boring." Fionna set the controller down as she said this and leaned up against the couch. "Well, sugar, I don't know. Want me to check up front?" Cake replied in a motherly tone. Fionna groaned "fiiinee but if he isn't here I'm taking a shower. I smell like swamp lizards. "Cake walked to the window and checked the horizon. She didn't spot anything, but before she turned around, Fionna had already gone up to the shower. "I don't know why she hangs out with him. Marshall gives her so much trouble. "Cake sighed and sat on the couch, picking up her Violin and tuning it.

As if on cue, there was a knock at the door, but whoever was on the other side got impatient very quickly and flew in through the second story window, where cake was sitting on the couch. "BlehBLEH!" yelled Marshall Lee, startling Cake and causing her to fall off the couch. He floated over and helped her up. "Yo, Cake sorry I thought only Fio would be here. Where is she? I can't believe she's late for our date!" Marshall Lee sat pouting on the couch. Cake replied, "Well maybe if you weren't an hour late then you two would be on your way to go chasing wolves. And this is NOT a date. How many times do I have to tell you?" Marshall Lee gave Cake a surprised look, "Well look who got over their fear of big bad me! Okay, it's not a date. But where is she anyway?" Cake glared momentarily at him before speaking, "Upstairs taking a shower. Don't you dare go up there or you'll have to answer to Prince Gumball! Now I'm going to make an Everything Taco." Cake walked into the kitchen and out of sight. Marshall Lee pondered going upstairs, but his face blushed red at the thought. And then he grew angry that Fionna and Gumball were dating. They were such an odd couple! And she chose candy over Halloween. I guess bubblegum is sweeter… Then he stopped. He was in the same house, right below a girl in the shower. That hasn't happened since Ashlynn had to take a shower at his house after accidentally slipping into quick sand. He floated over and peeped into the kitchen, Cake was busy away at her creation, and a giant taco shell lay sideways on the table. Then he slowly floated up the ladder, careful not to make a sound. He came upon the girls' bedroom and saw a door with steam gently wafting from the crack at the bottom. "That must be it" he whispered. Slowly, he opened the door and peeked in, at first he was hit in the face with steam, then when it cleared a little bit, he saw Fionna's hat, then her shirt, then her skirt and then… Marshall Lee pulled back a bit, her… undergarments. Then he looked up and saw Fionna, wrapped in a towel, golden hair gently cascading around her, leaning over the sink. Marshall wanted to see what she was doing, and opened the door a little wider, eliciting a squeak. Immediately Fionna whipped around and throwing the toothbrush she held in her hand at him, not fully knowing who it was. "GET OUT!" She yelled with amazing force. Marshall Lee ran out and was about to go down the stairs when he was stopped by Cake. "Ooh you've done it now! I'm calling the candy cops!" She grabbed for him, and Marshall turned into a bat to escape Cake's clutches and flew out the window on top of the roof. He heard a great deal of ruckus that ended with a loud shout of" I can handle this myself! Just don't call the police. Gumball will do much worse than banish him if he is to find out!" He then heard a trapdoor on the roof open and saw two familiar bunny ears poke out. He stood to greet Fionna as she climbed out, "Hey sorry about all of that, I just couldn't-"Fionna had pulled out her long battered sword and growled, "Ask me why I shouldn't slay you now, you perv." Marshall stepped back, "Uhh well because without me you can't go wolf chasing?" Fionna stepped forward and placed her sword on his neck "Better think fast." Marshall stood, nearly sweating. "You know you can't kill me. I'm already dead. Besides, I could over power you in a second if I wanted to." At this he knocked the sword out of her hand and grabbed her wrists. "Oh you think you're so cool!" Fionna yelled, "You think you can do whatever you want and get away with it! Just because you're a stupid vampire! I'm glad your mom ate your fries!" Both Marshall Lee and Fionna stopped at what she had just said. Marshall let her go and sat at the edge of the treehouse, looking down. Fionna walked over and put her hand on his shoulder. "I'm sorry. You know how I am when I'm angry. I just… I didn't mean it." Marshall looked up at her. "Well looks like we've both screwed up. I'm sorry too." They hugged briefly and were about to go downstairs when they heard a howling in the distance." Well let's go run with wolves before the sun comes up!" "MATHEMATICAL!"

Cake sat in the kitchen eating her Everything Taco as she watched two silhouettes chasing wolves around on the horizon. "Kids..." she sighed.

Later that night, Marshall flew Fionna home and apologized to Cake as well before flying off into the sunrise that was barely peeking over the horizon and making Marshall's skin tingle. He knew PG would find out eventually about what he did. The thought of what might happen made him shiver. He could never be allowed to visit Fio again. Ever. Or He may be imprisoned in candy castle, being forced to eat only pink shades. He arrived at his house in his cave before realizing something was wrong. The lights were on. The lights were never on. He slowly floated to the front door, but thought better of it and walked to the side door, which he unlocked and walked inside. As soon as he was in, they pounced on him. They blindfolded him and then something leapt on him and was holding him down with amazing force even he could not compare. "GET OFF OF ME!" He yelled. Then whoever was holding him down leaned over and whispered in his ear. Marshall's blood went cold as he realized who it was. "You have violated sweet Fionna, and you will be punished for your crimes against her." He then tied Marshall in rope as strong as steel and dismissed him. "Take him away" He told the Candy Police.