Title: Bunny Pairs with?

Summary: This will be a collection of oneshots about Prussia a.k.a. Gilbert Beilschmidt in different pairings. Requests are accepted!

Warnings: Language, OOCness, AU, um…and grammatical errors! (first language is not English but I tried to keep the errors in minimum)


Chapter 1: Airport Surprises (PruMano)

"Finally! We're here!" Gilbert exclaimed in glee once they managed to get in the waiting area, "Welcome to Germany! This is where the awesome me lives!"

"Si, si, I know that idiota. You've been telling me that since the day we've met."

"What?! I may be living in Germany but the blood that runs down in my veins is—"

"I. Know! You're from the line of the 'awesome Prussia'."

"You called me awesome!"

"I did not!"

Lovino Vargas and Gilbert Beilschmidt met each other in Memorial University of Newfoundland. It was a funny coincidence actually.

Lovino was friends with Matthew Williams and the Canadian invited him to attend the said university. He accepted because he wanted to get out of Europe and explore other countries. This was not a surprise for Lovino's family. What really shocked the family was the course he was going to take that time. Everyone thought he would take Culinary Arts or Fine Arts, but no, he applied for the program that would take him to Medicine. Eventually they allowed Lovino to go.

The coincidence was that, Gilbert was close friends to Matthew Williams also and the German (self-proclaimed Prussian) accepted the Canadian's offer to apply in MUN. The albino applied to the very same course Lovino listed himself in.

The first day they met was very annoying for Lovino and challenging for Gilbert.

Gilbert made it his life's mission while attending the University to make Lovino laugh and socialize with other people. He followed the Italian with anger management issues everywhere that Lovino was tempted to file a restraining order against Gilbert. But then after months of constantly bickering and physical fighting they became best friends.

Lovino spilled the beans and told Gilbert the reason why he was distancing himself with other people. He told the albino about his low self-esteem issues and inferiority complex towards his younger brother. Gilbert didn't look at him with pity after he told him this.

No, Gilbert understood him because he was the same also. The reason he was obnoxious was because he had a perfect little brother that his parents could not help themselves but to compare them to one another. Gilbert also told Lovino that it was okay to be jealous because it was a part of life. The only thing they could do was to overcome such jealousy and transform it into something 'awesome' where people around them would applaud them for what they did, for what they accomplished.

It took them two years to realize they were in love to one another.

The first time Lovino felt a different type of jealousy was when he saw Gilbert hanging around with the gifted musician, Roderich Edelstein. Gilbert was treating the Austrian just like how he treated the Italian during their very first semester in college. Lovino felt his heart was being squeezed to death whenever he saw them together.

The first time Gilbert felt a different type of jealousy was when he saw Lovino hanging around with a certain charismatic Spaniard, Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. Lovino was throwing a fit against the Spanish just like how he treated the German (Prussian) during their very first semester in college. Gilbert felt his heart was being stabbed to death whenever he saw them together.

It was thanks to a college party, hosted by their mutual Canadian friend Matthew along with his brother Alfred, that they managed to confess their feelings to each other.

Of course they fought each other first before reaching the confession part.

It turned out that Roderich was a distant cousin of Gilbert and it was five years ago since they had last met. He told Lovino that Roderich was already engaged to their childhood friend which was currently living in Hungary. Lovino was so red there was no denying that he looked like a tomato.

Lovino explained that Antonio was his cousin also from his Grandfather's side of the family. He just really liked to mess with Lovino because from Antonio's words, "You look like a tomato when you're shy or angry!"

They both laugh at such misunderstandings and outcome of their miscommunications.

It was Gilbert who blurted out the words that started the next stage of their lives.

"I can't believe you thought I like Specs! I'm already in love with you so there's no way—"

And Gilbert stopped. The two of them stared, too scared to speak, to shatter the moment, to destroy the friendship they just restored. In a surge of confidence Lovino muttered under his breath,

"I think…I have fallen in love with you also…"

That's how their awkward yet funny love story started.

After four years in college they decided to return to Europe together. Lovino was about to take a flight to Italy when he received a call from his little brother asking to meet him in Germany. Lovino was not happy that Feliciano was dating a potato bastard…and the idiot wanted to introduce his boyfriend to Lovino! Gilbert on the other hand was just plain happy that he could spend the flight with his adorable lover.

"I swear, if my stupid Fratello is not here for the next thirty minutes I'm going to search a way to return in Italy." And now they were in their current situation. Waiting in the airport.

"Oh, don't be like that, liebling. I'm sure your bruder will be here any moment now. Also, we can wait for our little brothers together!"

"D-don't call me that! How many times will I tell you, don't call me that in public! Albino bastard!"

"Oooh…then what do you want me to call you?" Gilbert started teasing his boyfriend, "Maus? Hase? Wait…you're the one who always calls me bunny when we are in bed."

"Chigi! Stop saying such things in public!"

"Kesesese! No need to be shy!"

Lovino fumed in a mixture of anger and embarrassment that he decided to attempt relaxing on his sit before he committed murder against his lover.

"I swear, for all the people Feliciano could fall into it just had to be a Potato eating bastard…" his mumbled was heard by Gilbert who was sitting next to him.

"Hey! I eat potatoes too! You know they're my favorite."

"Si, but you are my Potato bastard. Actually, you're my albino bastard."

1 point for Lovino. 1 point for Gilbert.

Maybe waiting was not that bad if that would give Lovino a chance to test the different ways he could do to turn his lover in a blushing mess. Just like now.

Luckily for Gilbert, that was the time that Feliciano decided to appear. With Ludwig beside the hyperactive Italian.

"Ve! Fratello! I'm so happy to see you again!" True from Lovino's stories, Feliciano immediately attacked his brother with a hug.

"Gah! Let go of me, idiota!"

"West! I'm so happy to see you again little brother!"

"Me too, Bruder."

That was when Lovino finally caught up to what was happening.

"Oh, hell no…"

"Fratello! I want you to meet my boyfriend! His name is Ludwig Beilschmidt!"

"Oh…hell no…"

"Kesesese! This practically makes us a one whole family!"

"What do you mean, Bruder?"

With that question, Gilbert enveloped Lovino in a hug before introducing him,

"This is my awesome boyfriend, Lovino Vargas!"

"Ve! You're lover is Luddy's older brother? Congratulations, Fratello!"

That was when Lovino's brain decided to function again.

"OH. HELL. NO! TELL ME THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!"

"Kesesese, sorry Liebling, but it looks like your brother has the same taste as you. You both want the same German blood."

"Chigi! Stop talking!"

1 point for Lovino, 2 points for Gilbert.


GDS: So, what do you think? Requests are accepted also!