The Top Ten Hogwarts Hotties
(Note: Not in order, they all were so hot they were called equal in the looks department - Sirius)
(Note: And I said if anyone found this list that we shouldn't give names)
(Note:Don't be a spoil sport Jamesie, Evans isn't going to find it.)
(Note: Sirius!)
1. Lily Evans
Jamesie lurves Evans! Remus, help! Sorry Prongs, it's kind of true! That's not the point!
2. Emily Potter
Sweet Revenge! cough Sirius cough Hey!
3. Alana Gryffindor
Is she related to Godric Gryffindor? Yes! Isn't it obvious! Idiots. . . . cough Remus cough What did I do to you? You didn't agree with me! So? Your being childish. And don't stick your tongue out at me!
4. Hannah Phoenix
Doesn't matter. She likes Derick. The Hufflepuff? Eww. Why?
5. Mary Macdonald
cough Peter cough Why are you coughing? He isn't here!
6. Renee Weatherby
Ooh. . . she's hot. . . .
7. Nicole Boot
Nah, she's dating some Ravenclaw. Why is she on here?
8. Kathrine Finnigan
Taken. Engaged to some muggle.
9. Molly Parry
Out of school already. Married to Arther Weasley. Have a kid already, too.
10. Alice Cunningham
Isn't that Frank's girlfriend? Uh-oh, cross her off the list! Quick!
Author's note: Italics are Remus, Bold are Sirius, Underline are James, regular is part of the list, and a combination of italics, bold, or underline are those people agreeing on the subject, and both writing down the same thing.