A bleach parody
Chapter 2: Soul reapers meet void reapers.
The two captains and their lieutenants departed through the senkaimon and were on their way to the world of the living.
Meanwhile in karakura town...
Ichigo kurosaki the substitute soul reaper was walking down the street towards his house after a long day at school when Rukia kuchiki came running up to him from the direction of the school. "Ichigo!" Ichigo turned to face Rukia as she stopped in front of him. "What is it Rukia?" Rukia reached into her bag and produced from it a very startled Kon. "Hey Rukia, Why'd you leave me in that stupid bag all day? I need to breathe too you know" Rukia tossed Kon to Ichigo. We've got a hollow alert, and it's a big one too!" Ichigo reached inside Kon's throat and pulled out the Konpaku that was the true Kon. "Ok, here we go..." Ichigo swallowed the Konpaku whole and out came his soul reaper from. "Let's go Rukia!" Rukia also swallowed a Konpaku and they ran off towards the middle of the town. "Is it an arrancar?" Rukia didn't stop to look at Ichigo. "No...But its spiritual pressure is very similar to that of an arrancar" When they finally arrived at the scene where the strange hollow was attacking they could see that it was no ordinary hollow, Rukia drew her sword. "Dance...Sode no shirayuki" her zanpakuto then turned as white as snow and a white ribbon grew from the end of its hilt. "Tsugi no mai hakuren" a spread of white snow then blasted from the blade of Rukia's sword but the hollow punched through it, Ichigo then drew his sword from the cloth sheath on his back. "Getsuga tensho!" A super high density beam then shot from Ichigo's blade and cut straight through the arm of the hollow, its arm then grew back again instantly. "What? The Getsuga tensho severed that arm, how could it grow back again so quickly?" A voice then came from on top of the other building. "Dance in the wind... sora no hana!" Then flowers began to dance across the sky towards the hollow, this was the zanpakuto of Sharo (the void lieutenant of squad two). "Heh...c'mon hollow surely you've got more than that" the hollow punched at the flowers knocking them to the ground. "What?...sora no hana!" Then another voice came from the building. "Freeze...Shirayuki no ken" Kioku held his sword outwards towards the hollow. "Now die under a sheet of ice!" A strange sheet of ice began to form on the hollow; however it smashed it and ran straight towards the two void lieutenants. But at that moment it was stopped by the Nightshadow shinobi. "Scatter...senbonsakura" the sword then scattered into what looked like a million fragments, the fragments then began to reform into a new blade in front of him. "Now scream!" then a white super high density beam shot from the captain's sword, the hollow backed away as it's arm had been slashed away completely from its body, Shadow he captain f squad two then speared behind it and slashed it with his zanpakuto. "*sigh* I didn't even have to release my zanpakuto and I cut it clean in half...what a waste of time" Rukia and Ichigo ran over to where the four void reapers stood. "Who the hell are you four?" Rukia looked at their swords. "Those swords...there's no mistaking it, they are zanpakuto, but these guys aren't soul reapers, there's only one other explanation, you must be void reapers..."
Chapter 3: Ichigo fights Nightshadow.
Coming soon