I was listening to Harry Potter videogame music while typing this. You guys should try it sometime. Random, I know. -_-

This takes place in the past a year before The Angel Experiment.

Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride.

"Max!" Five year-old Angel yelled to me across the room. I sighed and got up from the sofa. I wished it could wait; the new episode of Spongebob was almost done! I went into the kitchen where Nudge was playfully chasing Angel around the house. Angel leaped into the living room and ran in front of the TV where Fang and Iggy were watching, or in Iggy's case listening, to the last minutes of the Spongebob episode.

"I can't see!" An irritated Fang said.

(1) "Oh no, what a nightmare!" Iggy said sarcastically to Fang.

"No, I meant the TV, stupid." Fang said playfully as he kept his eyes glued to the screen.

Angel ran from the front of the TV and towards the hallway. On the way there, she accidentally stubbed her toe on the leg of an end table. Tripping, she fell to the ground and curled up, holding her toe.

"Yoooow!" Angel screamed. "WHAT $#*%! WHY'D THIS %$^#, %$!**Y TABLE #*$&'IN %&$^ UP MY $#%&'N TOE? ! ? ! ###&&&&&&&$$%%! ! ! ! !"

My mouth hung open as I watched her swear like a sailor. Fang must've heard Angel's swearing too because he appeared out of nowhere beside me and stared at Angel wide-eyed. Of course Iggy heard too because of his superb hearing, so he came and started to crack up.

"I never knew so many swear words existed in her brain!" he laughed. Fang turned to me.

"You're fault."

About five cussing minutes later, she suddenly stopped and skipped merrily to her room.

"Wow." Fang said after a while.

"Yeah, wow." I said, still dazed. "I probably shouldn't swear near Angel again."

"No, really?" Fang said sarcastically, making Iggy snort.

"Shut up, you." I said smacking both of them upside their heads..

We sat back down on the sofa just as the Spongebob episode "Sailor Mouth" started. Coincidence? I think NOT! !

THE END

Yay! I have finished with minor changes! Hope you enjoyed! I held back on actually using swear words in this because I'm not a swearing type of person. You are free to choose what words Angel said. :P

(1): Quote from Toph in Avatar the Last Airbender TV show.
Sokka: "It's dark in here. I can't see a thing!"
Toph: "Oh no, what a nightmare!"

Reviews will be appreciated, but I won't beg for them. :D