Prologue
It started out as a normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom, with Mario wearing red, Luigi wearing green, and Peach wearing pink. Actually, what would be more normal would be Peach wearing green. Green was her favorite color, and the only reason she wore pink was because of Mario. Mario had a bizarre fetish for pink clothes that even he couldn't explain. Some people liked breasts. Others liked feet. Mario liked pink things. In any case, two horrible things happened that day. One was that the coffee was cold. The other was that the Beanstar was once again stolen. When the Mario brothers heard of this, Mario spit out his cold coffee in surprise, and Luigi accidentally performed a super jump, and ended up with his head in the ceiling. When Luigi was pulled down, Mario immediately leaped to the task of rescuing the Beanstar again. And that, friends, is where our story begins…..