Authors Note
Present for xXLovesHisGoldenEyesXx. Hope you like it!
L
Now that we are out of the chains you ever so kindly put us in, I would like to tell you what an absolute displeasure it was. You are a disgusting person when one is chained to you all day. And so, here are my main complaints. I am not much of a complainer, but you pushed me to the edge.
You have the most annoying habit of continually chuckling as you stare at your laptop in the night. I don't what to know what you're looking at, just please stop.
When talking with Mello, is it really necessary to talk in that gangster voice? It's not the only language kids today understand, despite what you think.
Speaking of the whammy kids....do you really need to invite them over every weekend? Sure, Matt and Near don't bother me much, but Mello is constantly playing pranks on me. That last one, the animal dung in my underwear draw, was aggravating to say the least.
At midnight, when you called Watari because you were craving Pocky, something really ticked in me. You shouldn't have been so sulky because I knocked it out of your hand.
When we brush our teeth in the morning, you do not have to shave. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You have nothing to shave. You're just shaving skin! Stop insisting you have a 5 o'clock shadow.
I know Misa is an annoying slut, and I fully agree, But saying it every ten minutes is a little extreme. She can't help it.
Well there's more, but I think you get the idea. Please, if you intend to attach another poor soul to yourself, don't make them endure what I had to.
Light Yagami
THE NEXT DAY.
Light-san,
You are a pathetic whiner. So is Kira. You will be getting this letter in prison. You pushed me off the edge as well, with your 20 conditioners and 10 moisturisers.
P.S. Not only your letter, but the fact that you rang up Misa one night when you thought I was asleep to tell her to kill people was evidence. Light, you should know by now....I never sleep.
L