Unrelated to „A new Cullen Family".

It's Friday.

Everybody is out hunting for the weekend. Except for Emmett who gets to babysit Bella.

Emmett has plans…. Will he get Bella drunk? Will he succeed in buying her sex toys?

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A/N: A lot of liquor involved. And I do not own Twilight. I am posting this story as an experiment. If enough like it, I will post further chapters.

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Bella's POV

I really didn't see the point of Emmett babysitting me. I was in the Cullen's kitchen finishing the spaghetti Esme had cooked for me.

"Edward, I do not need a babysitter. Believe me, I am very much able to take care of myself for an entire weekend."

I was so annoyed of Edward's overprotectiveness.

"Bella, Love. This is going to be fun. Emmett and you are going to have a good time."

"I'm not doubting that, but you could really ease up a bit."

"I love you too much, to let anything happen to you and I trust my brother." Edward kissed me on the forehead and looked at me with a puppy dog face.

"Fine." I said extremely annoyed.

"But only to make you happy."

"Thanks." Edward said and kissed me.

"Where is my babysitter actually? Isn't that the point of being a babysitter…"

Emmett entered the kitchen grinning.

"I will take it from here Edward. Bella this is going to be so much fun. I even got my babysitter permit last week. Look…" He pulled a little card out of his pocket and showed it proudly to me and Edward. At school there was the possibility to enter a babysitter course. It actually was intentioned to teach how to change diapers, feed a baby etc…

Edward gave me a quick kiss and left "I see you are in capable hands love."

"Oh, I have very capable hands. Just ask Rose." Emmett assured me.

3 more Days of this. Will I make it?

"Can I have my license back now please?" he asked me eagerly.

"Em, this is not a driver's license or anything similar." I tried to explain to him and handed it back.

"Are you telling me that the knowledge of taking care of a younger person is less valuable than driving?" he tried to play smartass on me but HONESTLY, I just didn't buy it and couldn't help but start laughing.

"Fine… I have an idea Emmett." I tried to explain this to him as plainly as possible so that it would REALLY sink in to his head.

"I am going to watch TV for the next few hours and you can do… whatever you want. I can entertain myself."

He looked at me inquisitive and then spoke.

"Naaahhhh… never. I have so many fun activities planned." Then he pulled out a list.

Meanwhile I had finished my spaghetti. I couldn't decide who was worse, Alice trying to force me to go shopping or Emmett who turned into a I-have-to-keep-Bella-occupied guy.

Then Emmett started reading out the list.

"Activity 1- The Art of Pole Dancing, Activity 2- The Art of Lap Dancing, Activity 3- The Art of Stripping, Activity 4- The "Get Bella Drunk" game, Activity 5- Stripping contest "

Stripping contest , art of stripping?

"What's the difference between Activity 3 and 5?"

"Well, the five is there to assure that you're able to put three into action. Duuuh…."

Wow, I thought to myself. For Emmett being Emmett, he really had given some thought into all of this.

But the list continued.

"Activity 6- Go Lingerie Shopping, Activity 7- Pimp Bella"

"What?" I exclaimed. This was going to far. Pimp Bella? What was that for an activity.

My face went all red with anger.

"I'm calling Edward now, Em. You are being ridiculous."

"No, no, no, no." He started begging and putting on his puppy face.

"I didn't mean pimp in any sexual way. like the MTv show. You know "Pimp my ride"? Buy you new wardrobe, get a haircut."

I sat down again.

"Is this list anywhere near finished?" I asked very sweetly.

"Almost. Activity 7- Buy toys for Edward and Bella, you know Toooooyyys."

Much to my dismay I understood perfectly.

And the list went on.

"Activity 8- Prank somebody, Activity 9- The Art of Sexy Car Wash and finally…. drumroll please."

Finally!!! The list was coming to an end, I thought to myself.

Say it Emmett! What's number 10? Seriously… what was it? Emmett didn't go on.

"Drumroll please!" Emmett repeated.

He couldn't be serious! No, her really was serious, cause he gave me that Duh!!! What are you waiting for??? look .

I imitated a drum roll with my fingers on the kitchen counter.

Then Emmett grinned and still didn't open his mouth.

"Should I do another drum roll?" I asked bitter sweet and annoyed.

"No, it's just…" he took a deep breath imitating to nearly cry.

"I am so proud of this one. That way you and my dear brother, well more you, but who cares, …"

"Cut to the chase Em." I warned him.

"Activity 10- Buy Bella a vibrator."

A vibrator ??? Seriously? I didn't want nor need a vibrator.

"That's number 10?"

"So, where do you want to begin?"

"You seriously want to do all those things the entire weekend?"

"We have to, Bella." Emmett yelped with joy. "It's my duty as your baby sitter to keep you occupied."

With which one should I started, every thing on this list was just as bad as the next.

"Fine. I'll take the Lingerie Shopping."

"Yes! I so much hoped you would say that Bella." Emmett hugged me with joy.

Would I survive this weekend? From what the list sounded like a date with Mike Newton would be less exhausting.

"There's just one thing. I got banned from Port Angeles lingerie store so we have to go somewhere else, but there…" and Emmett went on and on.

What did I get myself into???

Pls review. If I get enough reviews, you'll see how Emmett acts out in the lingerie store. ^^

Hope you enjoyed this.

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