Angel: This be one of my newest stories! I had it stuck in my head for a while after I finished reading 'Mad House' and 'Inside the Mad House' by 'Vesper-Chan'. Look it up and find that is is a whole lot better than this one. It is different than hers so no flames! D; They make me very unhappy. Credit goes to Vesper-Chan. 3
Hidan: Angel doesn't fucking own 'Naruto'! There I fucking said it! Now give me my shitty cookie!
Angel: Here you go Mr. Cranky.
Hidan: * Munch Munch*
I'm breathing heavily. My body feels lighter than it should be. I can feel the still warm blood on my knuckles. I want to lick it off so badly, but if I do they'll probably catch up. Sigh. I can hear them as they run after me. Their heavy breaths. Their panicked voices. But no matter how hard they try I will not go back. I refuse to go back. I can't go back. They barely allow me to kill! They don't let me torture people. They don't let me hurt others unless it's in a battle. And even then only a few are fun to play with! I was not a happy camper. If I do go back, I'll be driven insane. I need blood. I need to sacrifice. I'm the princess of mother fucking hell! I'm not saying that I'm not insane though. I already know I'm insane. I was insane even before they locked me up. My name is Sakura Haruno and I have just escaped from The Insane Asylum. Crazy name, I know. Even the name shows it's evil intentions. I'm not happy. Nope, not happy at all.
How the fuck do you think I feel?
Oh that? Yeah well that is one of the main reasons of me being brought to that sucky almost pain free hell hole in the first place.
Do you fucking think I planned that shit to happen to you?
That is what I like to call meh dadeh. I was called insane for people thinking it was a voice in meh head. Fuck you dad!
Shit their catching up...
Do you want to use my fucking awesome powers?
Not really...
Be like that! See if I fucking care!
Well then... So your probably wondering how I got here in the first place. Well I, being the insane fucking awesome murderer I is. I got caught. Yup caught. I let tem though! I was bored... Don't judge me... And dubbed 'an insane nutcase'. Idiots. I am a fucking awesome insane nutcase! Jeez! Anyways I think I'mma just do a flashback so that I don't- Holy shit! They're starting to shoot darts at me! Darts I tell you!
Flashback cause they're catching up now...
I looked around. I was thirsty on this spectacular evening. No not for water you turds. I need to get someones blood to sacrifice. No I am not a vampire! I'm a demon. Gasp! I know. However, I'm not your typical demon. I have a second mind inside meh! But it's my dad's voice so... Yeah, I already know I'm insane so save your precious breath. But I is not kidding you. At least, not at the moment. Heh. So... You probably want to know more about me, right? Well my name is Sakura Haruno and I am Jashin's daughter. Now you're probably wondering who the fuck is Jashin. Jashin be meh dad. He is the ruler of the underworld, to put it short. Making me a Jasinist. So that kinda explains the whole blood thing... I am technically the 'princess of hell'. I was kinda 'grounded' for a while cause I kinda burned down his room... It was by accident, I swear! So now I am grounded on Earth for the next century. Not too bad if I do say so myself. Even though I hate the idea... So here I am in my third year. I am not happy it's taking so long. I still have a looooonnnnggggg way to go. Sigh. I still have to sacrifice some blood for meh dadeh cause now people are thinking killing is 'wrong' and he's practically starving. Poor babeh~ Ouch! God damn it! Ouch! Jashin damn it! SilenceFinally! Jeez, I forgot he can watch my thoughts through my Jashin necklace. And speak to me through the necklace. And watch me through the necklace. Fucking hate this necklace thing at the moment... Shock! OMJ he's like a stalker! Shock! Fuck you!
I'm not really into incest...
I'mma kill him... Shock! Shit! C'mon! It doesn't even feel good anymore! What did you do to meh pleasure dadeh? What did you do to it! XP Look at me~ I have gone to a new level of insane. I am now doing psychotic smileys! :D You better watch out. So at the moment I be wearing a pretty sexy looking black tanktop that went a bit above meh naval. I was also wearing this smexy looking black mini skirt. And when I say mini I mean it barely covers my delicious ass with mid-thigh high black, heeled, pointy boots. I looked taller! I be a smexy ass bitch~
Yes I know I'm a conceited insane slut!
Ooh look at that! It's a little girl. Walking by herself. At midnight. Wearing a pink pj dress. OMJ she looks around 5! How adorable~ Oh look! I just killed her. So now here I am killing a little girl who just seconds ago was humming a cute little tune as she skipped down the street. Haha! I'mma see ya in hell after I'm done being grounded! Oh wait... I think she was a snob... Nevermind I dun like you anymore! X3 I sowy not so cute anymore little snob! Holy shit there are fucking police around me! Ha I'm bored so I'll let them take me. Yes I am insane. Oh well.
OMJ where the fuck are they taking meh? We're driving through this creepy looking forest... Following a dirt path... OMJ I see a building. I never thought I'd be so happy to see a building ;D! Holy crap! This building looks demented. It's like bigger than three fucking very expensive and large hospitals... And it's surrounded by an electric fence with mother fucking barbed wire! When I escape I'mma have to try those out... Mmmm I can imagine the pleasure, and pain... :D I be a happy camper when that happens to meh. Yes I will repeat it. I am insane, don't question meh sanity! If I have any... Did I have any when I was born? Probably not... Well seeing as my father is Jashin and my mother is one of god's favorite angels... I was a messed up shit before I was even born~ XD
Oh look they're taking me out of the insaane looking pedovan. Yes it is a pedovan. I mean it's this large van! With only tinted windows! And it's black! It fucking screams pedovan! But technically they wouldn't be pedos... I would be, cause I'm like turning a Million years old when this century is up. Fucking 9,903 years old baby! Fuck ya!
So here I am in this messed up room. It's all white. And bland. But mostly white. And bland. In a straight jacket. Yes, they put me in a fucking straight jacket. After knocking me out. Oh yes, I'm pissed. Of course it helps to know I can break free at any moment and set this demented hellhole on fire. They're soooo lucky I'm bored. I sighed. I wonder what they'll do? Heh, if they don't bring on the pleasure soon I'mma commit a massacre. Again. I think it'll be my 5,999,999 massacre. At that I smirked evilly. XP Beware my limited sanity bitches! Beware!
I looked up when I heard the door open and snickered. Dude, I don't know if it was a snake, man, or woman. He/she/it looked so fucked up. Haha. The thing looked at me in boredom.
"Before you are placed in the proper level, you will be tesssted againssst different experimentsss from different levelsss." He explained sounding like a fucking snake.
I looked up at him and put on the most innocent face I could put. "But what happens if I get huwt?" I said childishly.
He seemed to stop for a second and eyed me. Sucker~
"They ssshould be able to ssstop" He said coldly.
Damn.
"If not" He smiled an evil smile that looked so weak compared to my fathers least creepy smile. Or mine. Idiot.
I kept the innocent expression though. Then let it fall and smirked evilly as my eyes hardened. He seemed a bit taken aback as I flipped backwards and landed perfectly on my feet.
"Alright then, if I end up killing the whole lot I will not be blamed." I said coldly as I walked forward. He quickly took out a handgun and guards showed up. I tsked in annoyance.
In a matter of seconds I was walking down the hall, right behind that snake thing. They had forced me to wear a tight, white spandex suit. Pfft I soooo looked like a whore. Oh well, I usually dressed like this anyways. And imagine how pretty it will be covered in blood. Mmm I'd look like a sexy mutha fucka.
So they also put a very tough and heavy plastic collar around me.
Stupid snake bitch was walking me around like a fucking bitch! Ha. I made a funny. :P Don't judge the insane girl who could beat you in minutes! Or seconds for some wussies...
At that I eyed the snake like wo/man/snake. Hmm. They also put me in shackles. On my hands and ankles. I could easily brake free and I prided myself in that. The stupid snake whore had put two very buff guys on either side of me along with a few behind me.
Skank.
Jeez, it's almost as if he doesn't trust me. I'm wounded. I'm deeply wounded :D. He's going down. We stopped in front of a large white door. I was roughly pushed in the minute the door opened and then the bitch shut the door on me!
Why I outta- Holy fuck... The room I was in was bigger than five football fields! I must have misjudged the size of this place... Not cool. The whole room was white and near the ceiling there was banister thingys. Like a whole bunch of mini rooms with glasses to watch me. OMJ they were like stalkers! I could vaguely see them wearing lab coats and holding clip boards. A little beep sounded and I looked down. The shackles had fallen off! But the heavy collar remained.
Faggots...
I watched as a door opened slowly and I caught sight of a weird shaped over object. OMJ it was a man. Oh I was suppose to fight him. A voice sounded over my head as I smirked.
"Alright. Sssakura"
How the fuck do they know my name?
"Firssst level. Level 1." The voice she recognized as the snake guys sounded from above.
A man was thrown in. He seemed to have only one eye. He was covered in scars and was foaming in the mouth. He had no hair other than a few patches of a dark dark green. He was a bit hunched over and- what the hell you don't need to know how he fucking looked like! He'll be dead soon. He ran at me with stumbling movements. I tsked. I wanted to sacrifice people but his blood wasn't worth it. Nope not at all. I dodged quickly and he seemed surprised as he hit the wall. I walked over to him slowly and grinned. I put my black heeled boots (Idiots never changed meh shoes) on his neck and watched in fascination as it sunk into his neck and killed him.
Ha take that bitch! (I have just realized how much I say bitch... Oh wells) After some amazed gasps I was sent man after man to fight me. All from different levels too! Dude where are all the women? I easily killed some of them since many would ogle me instead of fighting. Ha take that you perverts! XD I feel special~~~ I am now on the last level.
Level 50. Heh I killed so many people and only a few were worth the time it took to sacrifice them. (They didn't even take my Jashin necklace! Lazy asses...)
Now they seem to be sending in more than one. They're getting smart... :P OMJ! They sent in like three dudes! And not those ugly insane dudes! Smexy insane dudes! There's a difference whores! One had really long blonde hair that reminded me of a girl. Most of it covered his left eye while his other was a beautiful sky blue color. He was wearing a red tank along with some rather loose black shorts. How come he get's hot clothes?
Because he's level 50, stupid...
Bitch... Shock!
I'mma shut up now. The one next to him had messy dark red hair. It was a bit like the color of Autumn. With some matching pair of light brown eyes. Smexy~~~ He was wearing a dark red tank with loose black shorts. The same outfit as the blonde. On the other side of the blonde was a black haired boy. He had the red eyes with weird comas. Or something like that. His eye drew her in. For his other eye was covered by a black eye patch. He looked like a smexy pirate. He too was wearing a red tank with loose black shorts. Damn and they all looked fuckable too... I think I'll spare them.
They seemed surprised as they looked at me. My once long pink hair was coated in blood with some pink showing through and in a high ponytail. My eyes were probably filled with blood lust and my once plain white spandex was splattered with blood. My boots were still as shiny as ever but with blood on the pointy tip and on the heel. Mmm yummy blood.
Heh they shook off their surprise and ran at me. The blonde one put his hands in this weird looking pouch while the red one had green shoot out of his fingertips. Fuck! I was so busy dodging the weird bombs and strings, I didn't notice the pirate looking one coming in from behind using a sneak attack. How unfair! I quickly dodged and giggled to myself. They seemed to freeze.
Ah my amazing powers. I had frozen them in place. Ya see I have certain powahs. I control some things that have to do with heaven and I control most things that have to do with hell. At the moment I had summoned some demons. They were the weaker ones. They were small and a firey red. They were literally covered in fire. They had the blackest of eyes and a little black tail with black bat wings. Pretty cool if ya asked meh. They were holding them by the legs and I could tell the firey hands were burning their calves. The little demons were small. And when I say small I mean they barely reached mid-calf. Ha shorties!
I strutted my way over as they looked at me with panic in their eyes. I could hear the busy scribbling of the scientists as they watched wide-eyed as I defeated three of their most prized experiments in mere minutes. 14.8 minutes to be exact. I walked around each one with an evil smirk on my face. I reached into my boot and took out a little pen. Smaller than my pinky.
They all watched in fascination as it turned into a long black stick. Almost as small as me but a few inches bigger. There was a large gray blade at each end of the black stick thing. At the ends of the blade was a sickening red color. I quickly made it shrink to the size of my hand and I walked up to the blonde one. I grabbed his arm as one of the demons came and made sure he couldn't move it. I picked the little blade and began drawing near his arm. I quickly drew the Jashin sign and the initials S.H with that I smirked as the blonde twitched in pain.
I usually did this to mark a person as mine. As a 'no, no' for any other demon who trys killing them or something along those lines. The symbol and initials glowed a bright blood red before turning a darker shade on the skin. He hissed at me and tried to claw the small demon off, but the demons hold only hardened as it growled at the blonde. After this I did the same on each of their right shoulders. Every single time they would twitch and hiss in pain. And every single time I would smirk happily and hum a small tune. After I was done I quickly pushed a pressure point on each of their necks and the demons disappeared. They fell to the floor with a thud and the last thing they heard was a snicker and the girls name. 'Sakura' They thought before they were out cold.
In a matter of minutes my collar shocked me and I was dragged out of the room by surprised, buff bodygaurds. I remember seeing a dark smirk of the evil snake before passing out with one word on my lips.
"Fuck"
I have now realized I hate snakes. And man/woman/snake things/its. I am pretty sure if I ever grow bored I'll end up killing him. I'll even sacrifice him to dadeh as a bonus. :P The point to this being, The fucking bitch is going down!
Angel: Tada~~~ I has finished the first chapter! X3
Tobi: Tobi don't wan any flames because Tobi already burned on his leg by evil pixies! ;.;
Angel: Poor Tobi~~~ :c *Hugs Tobi as they both cry anime tears*
Deidara and Sasori: What about-fucking- us-yeah?
Angel: Join the hug!
Kakuzu: These people are idiots... *watches as they all cry in anime style*
Angel: D; Your just jealous!
Angel~~~