THE FIRST CHAPTER
Sonic and Tales were walking when they saw a poster that said "pls join Team Star Fox we are lonely" "that looks cool!" said Sonic so they joined, later at Star Fox's super cool base Fox was showing the 2 around, "the new guys smell funny" said Slippy "that is rude of you Slippy" said Peppy, "lets begin you're training" said Falco "DO A BARREL ROLL" said Peppy "OMG HE SAID THE MEME!" said Talls "Watch out for evil ship thingys" said Falco.
BUT THEN STAR WOLF SHOWED UP! "oh no" said Sonic "Can't let you do that Star Fox" said Wolf "OMG HE SAID THE MEME!" said Tails "Hey who da yellow guy?" said Pigma "you can't betray people who aren't on your team" said Leon "I don't want the hurt him" said Pigma "I want to make out with him" "Good plan" said Andrew.
LATER THAT DAY! Tail walked up to Sonic and said "Who was that pig guy from before? I think I like him" "that was Pigma, he's a pretty nice guy, betrayed Star Fox and doesn't afraid of anything" replied Sonic "How do I talk to him?" said Tale "idk" said Sonic so Tailes tried asking Fox "idk" he said.
THE NEXT DAY! "Star Fox, we need your help" said the dog guy that gives Star Fox jobs "ok" replied Fox and went on mission to Mars with his team but Star Wolf showed up! "Play times over Star Fox" said Wolf and everyone looked at Wolf because of his badass voice everyone except Tails who couldn't stop looking at Pigma because he is hot, then Tail said "You're good Sonic, but Pigma's better!" and he joined Star Wolf! "NOOOOOOOO!" said Fox, "Ok I respect your decision" said Sonic but deep down he couldn't bear to see his ex-boyfriend with another man! "DO A BARREL ROLL!" said Peppy "YEPPIE! YOU DID IT!" said Slippy who was so proud to see Tails do what he never could and get someone to not hate him
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