100 things i can't do at hogwarts
items 1-10
1. tell voldemort his toenails need to be clipped
2. ask Cho if her parents sneezed when they named her
3. ask the Hufflepuffs if they're going to huff and puff and blow my house down.
4. tell the first years that they have to break into the slytherin prefects' bathroom to be accepted here
5. tell Harry potter that theres a Muggle book with a character also *surprise, surprise* with the same name
6. say "fi fi fo fum" when i see Hagrid
7. paint the house-elves blue and call them smurfs
8. tell first years that "death eaters" are a cooking club
9. wear a badge with my own picture with snape's head taped oer my head
10. sing "santa claus is comin' to town" when Dumbledore comes in