Okay so this is a thing I wrote and I'm not sure if where it's going but I kind of liked it so here we are. I'll try to update but I'm super busy with fanime right now so bear with me uwu.

"Oh Joooooooohn!" Vriska sang as she burst into his house unannounced. "Where aaaaaaaare you?" She swung around the doorway and landed in the kitchen.

"Hey Mr. E!" "Yup, good to see you too." "No, haven't seen John today." "I know, that's why I came to look here. I can see he's not here right now, though." "Ah, right, haven't checked there yet." "Okay, thanks Mr. E." "No cake for me today." "I mean, no cake for me today, siiiiiiiir." "I will, later."

She swung back out of the house and onto the patio where she grabbed her bike. She hopped on and started quickly pedaling down the street. She biked down to dollar store and pushed through the front door. The clerk looked up at the sound of the bell clanging and nodded his head in acknowledgment.

"Hey Dave."

"Sup Vris."

"Still so damn cool."

"You bet your spidery ass."

"I bet my spidery ass can kick your bony one any day of the week, Strider."

"Trembling in fear of the bitchy arachnid."

"Oh, fuck you! Anyway, I'm only here to look for John. You have any idea where he might be? You know, if you weren't too busy having kinky puppet sex."

"Sorry, haven't seen him. Those puppets just got too much damn allure. Can't think straight with 'em around. Poppin boners like a pack of balloons in a pit of hypodermic needles."

"Yeah sorry, I'm pretty sure you have your therapist to tell about your sex and drug addictions. I've got a windy boy to find."

"K, text me if you find him. Bastard's got me covering his shifts for the next week."

She nodded and pivoted out the door.

Hopping back on her bike, she thought of the places he could be hiding out now. He'd been missing since Wednesday, and it was already Friday. This little hide out of his had taken a lot longer than she expected. That's okay, she thought to herself. I'll just have to search a little harder. It's like a treasure hunt, except the prize is my dumbass boyfriend.