Synopsis-Dr.J has sent Heero + Duo on a mission. Yeah, I know what your thinking, bang boom, steal the info, get out, blow the place up, fly away. Well..........NOPE! It's an all female base! see how Heero + Duo survive this one please R+R :p
Heero and Duo are WHAT!?!?
Chapter 1- The message
Today was a normal day Heero, well as usual, was sitting at his labtop. Duo was having the same one sided conversation with his gundam he had every Tuesday afternoon. It seemed the Mobil suit thought it was a browine, and Duo was trying to convince it otherwise. This happened EVERY Tuesday. And wasn't very funny anymore, just annoying.
Heero (staring at his lab top):: Duo you know you're talking to an inadamant object
Duo:NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO he can talk !!!!!!
Duo (mumbling to himself): Some day we'll kill the non-believers won't we Deathsyth XD!!!
Suddenly Heero gets a message on his labtop, Duo excuses himself from the gundam for a moment and walks over and watches too, Dr. J pops up::
Dr. J: Heero, Duo, I need you guys to go on a very important mission.
Duo interrupts:: Wait let me guess! We need to break into the enemy base, steal some info, and blow it up!
Dr. J : NO! You and Heero have to break into an all FEMALE base. The estimated amount of guards is about 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Dr. J begins to drool.
Dr. J:: They wear bathing suits...
Heero gives him the middle finger and turns to Duo.... who is now drooling.
Duo:: They wear bathing suits.
Heero turns back to his computer and downloads a picture of Deathsyth Hell for Duo to talk to.
As Duo chatters away to the picture Heero prints the rules they are to follow while infiltrating the base.
Before the last page is printed Heero jumps as Duo starts to scream.
Heero runs over and Duo is now crying and clawing at the screen.
"Deathsyth..... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Duo gives an agonized screech and sinks to the floor.
Heero jiggles the mouse and the screen saver turns off, returning the screen back to Deathsyth Hell.
Duo looks at him in a crazed sort of fashion.
Duo:: Heero I never want to see Relena in anything short of a thick wool sweater and ten layers of jeans. HOW COULD YOU PUT HER ON MY COMPUTER!!!!
Heero (zero gleam in his eyes):: Your computer?
Duo:: Yeah, well you can have it now, I don't want that kind of crap on my computer.
Heero:: Your computer.
Duo:: No.... I just said you can have it! What's up with that screen saver man? I'm gonna be scarred for life. I'm going to cry every time we have to take a trip to the Sanc kingdom school. I'll never date a BLONDE AGAIN!!!! ...... Ok I went a little too far on the blonde thing.... But that was nasty man! How'd you get that!?" Duo was a little hoarse from screaming.
Heero:: She sent it too me.
Duo:: No wonder there was pink in the background.
While Duo was yelling the last paper printing got jammed. Heero then grunted and shot multiple bullets at the printer. The printer began to fizz and smoke. Heero who was still shooting at the printer didn't notice the paper had set fire. Duo ran and grabbed what he thought was water and poured it on the printer, but instead of going out like Duo thought it would, the fire just got bigger.
I'm not going to write anymore until I get three reviews. hoped you liked it.
=) the duo maxwell fan 199
Heero and Duo are WHAT!?!?
Chapter 1- The message
Today was a normal day Heero, well as usual, was sitting at his labtop. Duo was having the same one sided conversation with his gundam he had every Tuesday afternoon. It seemed the Mobil suit thought it was a browine, and Duo was trying to convince it otherwise. This happened EVERY Tuesday. And wasn't very funny anymore, just annoying.
Heero (staring at his lab top):: Duo you know you're talking to an inadamant object
Duo:NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO he can talk !!!!!!
Duo (mumbling to himself): Some day we'll kill the non-believers won't we Deathsyth XD!!!
Suddenly Heero gets a message on his labtop, Duo excuses himself from the gundam for a moment and walks over and watches too, Dr. J pops up::
Dr. J: Heero, Duo, I need you guys to go on a very important mission.
Duo interrupts:: Wait let me guess! We need to break into the enemy base, steal some info, and blow it up!
Dr. J : NO! You and Heero have to break into an all FEMALE base. The estimated amount of guards is about 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Dr. J begins to drool.
Dr. J:: They wear bathing suits...
Heero gives him the middle finger and turns to Duo.... who is now drooling.
Duo:: They wear bathing suits.
Heero turns back to his computer and downloads a picture of Deathsyth Hell for Duo to talk to.
As Duo chatters away to the picture Heero prints the rules they are to follow while infiltrating the base.
Before the last page is printed Heero jumps as Duo starts to scream.
Heero runs over and Duo is now crying and clawing at the screen.
"Deathsyth..... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Duo gives an agonized screech and sinks to the floor.
Heero jiggles the mouse and the screen saver turns off, returning the screen back to Deathsyth Hell.
Duo looks at him in a crazed sort of fashion.
Duo:: Heero I never want to see Relena in anything short of a thick wool sweater and ten layers of jeans. HOW COULD YOU PUT HER ON MY COMPUTER!!!!
Heero (zero gleam in his eyes):: Your computer?
Duo:: Yeah, well you can have it now, I don't want that kind of crap on my computer.
Heero:: Your computer.
Duo:: No.... I just said you can have it! What's up with that screen saver man? I'm gonna be scarred for life. I'm going to cry every time we have to take a trip to the Sanc kingdom school. I'll never date a BLONDE AGAIN!!!! ...... Ok I went a little too far on the blonde thing.... But that was nasty man! How'd you get that!?" Duo was a little hoarse from screaming.
Heero:: She sent it too me.
Duo:: No wonder there was pink in the background.
While Duo was yelling the last paper printing got jammed. Heero then grunted and shot multiple bullets at the printer. The printer began to fizz and smoke. Heero who was still shooting at the printer didn't notice the paper had set fire. Duo ran and grabbed what he thought was water and poured it on the printer, but instead of going out like Duo thought it would, the fire just got bigger.
I'm not going to write anymore until I get three reviews. hoped you liked it.
=) the duo maxwell fan 199